Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The rich guy went by the name of Joe
How he made his money no-one would know
He didn't want Doris , he made it plain
He was infatuated by a glamour model, Jane
So.. for Doris.. with Joe.. it was a 'No go'


Nora's sultana dumplings were famous in the town