Was Crystal the one whom Frank had dreamed
That time he awoke then screamed and screamed 
The lump in her tights had started to swell

You mean it's from somewhere in Wales?
Oh dear.  They are dangerous people, and they all speak in some incomprehensible tongue so you can't tell what they're planning to do next.

I think I'd better burn it before they somehow trace its whereabouts.

Yesterday at 06:34:05 PM
Hang on!
Marge has just rescued it before it caught fire.

It seems to be a cheque for £135, a refund for car tax as we bought a new car this time last week and this seems to be in respect of our old car we put in part exchange.  Phew!

Why these people can't write in English, God only knows?

That was Tracy in the August 1998 issue and she wasn't from MK either.

I suppose it could be a car tax reminder from the DVLA and it got stuffed in the wrong envelope.

Was Crystal the one of whom Frank had dreamed?
That time he awoke then screamed and screamed

Vlad, is that the one with the hairdresser attacking her garden bush with shears?

JB, it may be the Welsh Presbyterian Church issuing its final warning to you regarding your unwillingness to subscribe to the Treorchy Male Singers.

I'd strongly recommend that you avoid travelling west for a while.  Even Cheshire Oaks may be an outpost for their snipers.

Yesterday at 06:16:03 PM

Quote from: klondike on Yesterday at 06:13:54 PMJust write on the front UNKNOWN AT THIS ADDRESS and bung it in a postbox. Alternately bung it in the recycling. I assume you know that Cyfeiriad Dychwelyd is Welsh for return address.

Unwise.  They'll get hold of his DNA if he returns it.

I had an email from the local boys and girls in blue about shed break ins so I decided to update my security in order to keep the scrotes away, so, thinking outside the box I painted JOB CENTRE on it.
I was deeply  worried about my collection of historic manuscripts in the shed , these need to be conserved for future generations, especially Readers Wives January 1997 with the priceless double page spread of Tracy from Milton Keynes.

Just write on the front UNKNOWN AT THIS ADDRESS and bung it in a postbox. Alternately bung it in the recycling. I assume you know that Cyfeiriad Dychwelyd is Welsh for return address.