Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

He entered his room and got quite a shock
Sprawled on the bed was a man in a frock

[GrannyMac]

He entered his room and got quite a shock
Sprawled on the bed was a man in a frock
Joe asked the man 'why are you here?'
He said  'I'm waiting for someone like you my dear'

[Scrumpy]

He entered the room and got quite a shock
Sprawled on the bed was a man in a frock
He's asked the man 'why are you here?'
He said 'I'm waiting for someone like you my dear'
Joe came over all queer.. and the door he did lock

April 11, 2024, 05:48:37 PM

Molly had injections to fatten up her lips 

[Alex]

Molly had injections to fatten up her lips
For many days afterwards she couldn't eat her chips

[GrannyMac]

Molly had injections to fatten up her lips
For many days afterwards she couldn't eat her chips
But that was the least of Molly's woes
A top lip so puffy it blocked her nose

[klondike]

Molly had injections to fatten up her lips
For many days afterwards she couldn't eat her chips
But that was the least of Molly's woes
A top lip so puffy it blocked up her nose
At least she hasn't resorted to piercings in her nips

I was thinking about a haircut just the other day

[GrannyMac]

I was thinking about a haircut the other day
The comb over has grown too long, it's really in the way

[klondike]

I was thinking about a haircut the other day
The comb over has grown too long, it's really in the way
When the wind blows
It lashes my nose

[Scrumpy]

I was thinking about a haircut the other day
The comb over has grown too long, it's really in the way
I might plait the top, and colour it red
If that doesn't work I'll go bald instead

[Alex]

Why are some of you writing two lines  ?  asking for a friend......

[klondike]

Why are some of you writing two lines  ?  asking for a friend......
Can you folks please let others choose an end
Why should you get to steer
Perhaps it could be insufficient beer
These things should really be a blend.

Why did Scrumptious ignore my lines?

[GrannyMac]

Why did Scrumptious ignore his lines?
She may not have seen them at the time
Then no one finished that limerick

[klondike]

Why did Scrumptious ignore his lines?
She may not have seen them at the time
Then no one finished that limerick
To keep this going needs another line quick

[GrannyMac]

Why did Scrumptious ignore his lines?
She may not have seen them at the time
Then no one finished that limerick
To keep this going needs another line quick
And here it is, and thank god it rhymes!

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Writing limericks is good for the brain

[Scrumpy]

Writing limericks is good for the brain
I'll try not to write two lines again