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Title: Clocks
Post by: Alex on March 26, 2022, 08:38:17 PM
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Title: Re: Clocks
Post by: Diasi on March 26, 2022, 08:46:19 PM
So true.
Title: Re: Clocks
Post by: klondike on March 26, 2022, 09:02:25 PM
Certainly makes me wonder how we would fare now.
Title: Re: Clocks
Post by: Michael Rolls on March 26, 2022, 10:42:46 PM
Badly
Title: Re: Clocks
Post by: Diasi on March 27, 2022, 08:13:09 AM
The dinghy boys are our own fault as we set the example of crossing the Channel in small boats in 1940.

Lol  :grin:
Title: Re: Clocks
Post by: klondike on March 27, 2022, 10:25:56 AM
Perhaps we should make it more realistic for them?
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Post by: Scrumpy on March 27, 2022, 10:39:24 AM
Quote from: Diasi on March 27, 2022, 08:13:09 AM
The dinghy boys are our own fault as we set the example of crossing the Channel in small boats in 1940.

Lol  :grin:
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Title: Re: Clocks
Post by: crabbyob on March 27, 2022, 05:10:29 PM
Quote from: klondike on March 26, 2022, 09:02:25 PM
Certainly makes me wonder how we would fare now.
the British Army has always had my Confidence... when i was a squaddie the old soldiers all used to say 'I joined when they were needing them, not just feeding them'
my great uncle joined up in 1914 as a fourteen year old, my grandmother told me he was the joker in the  pack, always laughing and joking... now i knew him for maybe ten years, and never ever saw him smile... but we will always rise to the occassion, thats the nature of the beast...
i too worry about tomorrow, because i think these dinghy boys are a Muslim plot, but when they rise, as i fear they might, they will be crushed inside ten days, them and a lot of innocents...
Title: Re: Clocks
Post by: klondike on March 27, 2022, 07:52:35 PM
Not sure that you are right there crabbyob. If you are going to defeat an enemy you first need to be able to identify that enemy and sfaik they don't have any uniforms. With the numbers predicted to be arriving you only need a small percentage to have evil intent to get a large number of terrorist incidents. Have a read up on the experience of the migrant friendly Swedes.
Title: Re: Clocks
Post by: Alex on March 28, 2022, 10:49:05 AM
I hope you're right when (not if) the muslims rise up they will be crushed !  Who will do the crushing though ?  we have become TOO tolerant, we're known as the 'soft old Brits'. 

I was reading Daniel Hannan this morning, he told of a trip to Argentina last week, he said :
" I met a mechanic in Córdoba, Argentina last week who had been a POW during the #Falklands war. "I can't praise the British enough. I'd eaten nothing for days but rice and margarine. I was cold and scared. The next thing, a Scottish sergeant was asking if I wanted coffee or tea".
Not that I want British soldiers to go around shooting people BUT...........
Title: Re: Clocks
Post by: crabbyob on March 28, 2022, 11:15:28 AM
when i was working in Birmingham a black guy told me 'if you think the IRA are a handfull just wait untill we rise.... and we will'
i looked at him and said summit we cant say today, but then pointed out that in the middle of Brum...[The BullRing] any white guy might be an IRA man..... but black fellows cant hide, give me a decent rifle and i could knock one over at half a mile...
the muslim rise....the govt declares a crufew on all muslims and asians... even at my age with todays rifles i reckon i could knock them over at half a mile wi telescopics, the body might be a bit decrepid but the trigger-finger remains fluid... :cool:
Title: Re: Clocks
Post by: klondike on March 28, 2022, 12:46:18 PM
Quote from: crabbyob on March 28, 2022, 11:15:28 AMthe govt declares a crufew on all muslims and asians...
Dream on.

Anyway it would be a curfew for everybody - no taxis.