One of those days

[klondike]

A little man sits sadly in the bar with beer in front of him.

A large, bad guy comes along, hits the little guy on the shoulder and drinks his beer.

The little man starts to cry desperately, sobbing loudly.

The big one: "You pathetic wimp! Crying for a beer!"

The little one: "Well just you listen... 
This morning my wife left me, our account was cleared out, the house was empty! 
After that I lost my job! 
I didn't want to live anymore, so I lay on the railway track... There's a strike today! 
Then I wanted to hang myself... the rope snapped! 
Wanted to shoot myself... Pistol jams!

And now I bought myself a beer with my last money, poured all my rat poison into it and you just drank it all!"

[GrannyMac]

😂🥶🤣

[Michael Rolls]

    

[Alex]