A drunken bloke voted this a hit
He was partial to a bit of tit

Quote from: dextrous63 on May 31, 2024, 02:10:37 PMShe's from the turnip's allotment, amongst other places.

Good.  Clearly, she is trying to improve herself.

Next up on stage was fag ash Lil
She came all the way from Muswell Hill
But as she began to sing... 🎶 🎵
Her bra strap went 'ping'
And out of it she began to spill

A drunken bloke voted this a hit

I've just tripped over a bowl of what smells like Angoran goat piss. What sort of idiot leaves stuff like that laying on the floor. Off to get my ankle checked over.

Next up on stage was fag ash Lil
She came all the way from Muswell Hill
But as she began to sing... 🎶 🎵 
Her bra strap went 'ping' 

Quote from: dextrous63 on May 31, 2024, 01:59:15 PMI can't possibly perform without my daily tonic of aniseed balls which have to be steamed at exactly 87.3 degrees over a bowl of angoras goat piss.

Bloody behave!

Quote from: dextrous63 on May 31, 2024, 02:10:37 PMShe's from the turnip's allotment, amongst other places.

Ah yes, I just found her in Botland 🤯

Quote from: Ruthio on May 31, 2024, 02:05:54 PMHI AnnieS 👋

(Pssst! Where's she from?)
Mind out who touches your base, can't be too careful! 🤣🤣

She's from the turnip's allotment, amongst other places.

Quote from: JBR on May 30, 2024, 10:15:30 PMDo Sarf African dogs have a particular accent?  Or a particular bark?

May 30, 2024, 10:17:13 PMPerhaps I should mention, before filming begins, that I am not house-trained.

Thats the bloody least of my worries on this set...have you seen the toilets?

HI AnnieS 👋 

(Pssst! Where's she from?)
Mind out who touches your base, can't be too careful! 🤣🤣