Loyalty To The King ?

[Ashy]

My opinion is that foreign tourists come to Britain for the shopping, for the tourist attractions (which include the ceremonials), sporting events, and to visit their families. We haven't got the weather that Italy, Turkey and Mexico can offer, or ball games etc. that Thailand offers. But we have got Trafalgar Square, Nelson's Column, Battersea Power Station and some nice hotels.

[Scrumpy]

When I was in New York I was asked if I knew John Lennon  

Sorry, shouldn't joke on this topic, slapped legs for me.  

We need to smile.. 
Was it a bloke asking about John Lennon.. ?

[Alex]

Yes it was Scrumps in a bar 

[Scrumpy]

That was a chat-up line.. He would have got around to the Fab Four later.. and we all know what that means..!!