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Title: funny sayings could they be true,?
Post by: alfred on January 14, 2022, 08:15:51 AM
Its a funny thing when ever our ears go red and then some one or other will say some ones talking about you,

when some one sneezes, comes the saying once a kiss twice a wish and so on ,

if some one trips up then comes that person must have two left feet.

Q; what do you remember  of these sayings and waht else do you recall,
Title: Re: funny sayings could they be true,?
Post by: Wandering Walter on January 14, 2022, 09:26:48 AM
I have always been confused by the saying " She's no better than she ought to be " what the heck does that mean "
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Post by: Michael Rolls on January 14, 2022, 09:27:03 AM
always say 'Good morning, Mr. Magpie' when you see one - come to think of it, I haven't seen a magpie anywhere close in years
Mike
Title: Re: funny sayings could they be true,?
Post by: Michael Rolls on January 14, 2022, 09:27:49 AM
Quote from: Wandering Walter on January 14, 2022, 09:26:48 AM
I have always been confused by the saying " She's no better than she ought to be " what the heck does that mean "
Always thought it an illogical contradiction in terms
Mike
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Post by: Wandering Walter on January 14, 2022, 09:32:20 AM
 :smiley: Yes
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Post by: Wandering Walter on January 14, 2022, 10:10:28 AM
Quote from: Michael Rolls on January 14, 2022, 09:27:03 AM
always say 'Good morning, Mr. Magpie' when you see one - come to think of it, I haven't seen a magpie anywhere close in years
Mike

Magpies are in and out of my garden everyday this morning I counted 9 of them perched in next doors Oak tree , they were scattered by a big Crow and yes I do say good morning to them
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Post by: Michael Rolls on January 14, 2022, 12:59:39 PM
NINE?
Heavens above - I'm sure I have  never seen more that two together, and that very rarely
Mike
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Post by: Sheila on January 14, 2022, 02:08:32 PM
My uncle used to say 'if a crow's on its own, it's a raven'.
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Post by: Wandering Walter on January 14, 2022, 02:40:28 PM
Quote from: Michael Rolls on January 14, 2022, 12:59:39 PM
NINE?
Heavens above - I'm sure I have  never seen more that two together, and that very rarely
Mike

I hope its a sign of good luck for the lottery tonight :smiley:
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Post by: Scrumpy on January 14, 2022, 03:35:30 PM
I get confused with the 'Black cat crossing your path is lucky'..
Yet others will say 'Black cat is unlucky '..
My mum would tell us kids when we told fibs..
' You need a good memory to be a good liar'..
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Post by: Wandering Walter on January 15, 2022, 03:15:56 PM
A Northern one " Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs "   [2040]
Title: Re: funny sayings could they be true,?
Post by: Michael Rolls on January 15, 2022, 08:09:46 PM
Quote from: Wandering Walter on January 15, 2022, 03:15:56 PM
A Northern one " Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs "   [2040]
Mentioned that in PF a while back - favourite saying of my paternal grandfather who, as far as I am aware, never ventured north of Bermondsey in his life

Mike
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Post by: -Oy- on January 15, 2022, 09:45:24 PM
"Cheap at half the price!" - well - yeah?
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Post by: Michael Rolls on January 15, 2022, 09:55:56 PM
One of my favourites
Mike
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Post by: -Oy- on January 15, 2022, 10:33:53 PM
"Well I'll go to t'foot of our stairs!"
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Post by: Michael Rolls on January 15, 2022, 10:40:43 PM
Another favourite of granddad - 'if you don't behave, I'll cut a hole in the back of your neck and the wind will blow your tongue about'. Where that came from, I have absolutely no idea!
Mike
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Post by: zoony on January 15, 2022, 10:42:52 PM
Somebody posted one here a while back which I remember as "Blacker than the gas-man's(?) coat." but I'm sure I'm mis-remembering it..
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Post by: Michael Rolls on January 15, 2022, 11:01:31 PM
A similar one I've not heard for a while 'Blacker than the Earl of Hell's weskit' (waistcoat, but that was how it was pronounced)
Mike
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Post by: -Oy- on January 15, 2022, 11:06:24 PM
Cowder than a hoower's (whore's) kiss
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Post by: Wandering Walter on January 16, 2022, 12:05:34 PM
"As rough as a Badgers Bum ", who discovered that and how  :rolleyes:
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Post by: klondike on January 16, 2022, 12:51:52 PM
Same idea but the one I recall is a bear's arse.

Which reminds me of a joke. Which I've decided not to post after all. Especially on a Sunday lunchtime.
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Post by: Alex on January 16, 2022, 01:01:10 PM
How long will you be ?.......how long is a piece of string