Fill a Mass Grave...
I have placed this in the Chat Room because it is light hearted in a macabre sort of way.
So we have to fill a grave, who would you chuck in?
I would like to start the fill with the obvious....
Keir Starmer, Rishi Sunak, Sadig Khan and the Scottish first minister....for no particular reason other than I don't like them......heave ho! in you go!
David Walliams.. Up his own arse
Harry and Meghan.. greedy, greedy greedy
Ainsley Harriot .. does my head in
That bully footballer who kicked his cat.. bastard
... and the bloke in Morrisons who took my car parking space..
Mark Drayford, Tony Blair, Biden (self entry), Johnathan Ashworth, David Dimbleby, Grant Schapps, Caroline Nokes, Jeremy Hunt, Andrew Neil, Dawn Abbott (health reasons, it should be a notifiable disease), Dawn Butler. Caroline Lucas, Boris Johnson, Theresa May, David Cameron, George Osborne, Damien Green, Thomas Tugenhat, Peter Tatchell, Ed Davey, Eagle sisters (labour), Bercow (midget speaker HOC). All the Tory One Nation Group not in the above. Entire SNP block at Westminster. The whole EU Parliament, Clintons, Obama's all the Democrats (apart from Kennedy). Megan Markle and her idiot husband, Graham Southgate, Gary Lineker. All the BBC and it's equipment. Entirety of the WEF and Bildenbergers, Nick Clegg, Mark Zuckerberg, Alan Sugar, complete A-Z of the Rockefeller family ...
(list not exhaustive)
Blimey Cassandra... That's one hell of a grave..
Quote from: Scrumpy on April 25, 2024, 05:48:59 PMBlimey Cassandra... That's one hell of a grave..
Looks like we are going to need a bigger grave....
Quote from: Scrumpy on April 25, 2024, 05:48:59 PMBlimey Cassandra... That's one hell of a grave..
Yes reflects the dreadful state of affairs, where an election is nothing more than an advanced auction of stolen goods by elected idiots.
We firstly need 'gulags' to put them all in then an efficient disposal method (another post perhaps)?
Well! What a comprehensive list.
I was going to add all the PMs since Maggie (with the possible exception of Truss, as she was never really given a chance), and I'd certainly throw in the likely next one: Sir Kneel.
Alan Carr ~ his voice brings me out in a rash
Looks like the rest of the Welsh Sinnedd bunch aren't important enough to qualify but I do think a special dispensation is needed.
Perhaps a space for that annoying Greta Thunberg too.
Quote from: Ruthio on April 25, 2024, 06:54:31 PMAlan Carr ~ his voice brings me out in a rash
Oh god yes..chuck him in
April 25, 2024, 07:13:02 PMQuote from: klondike on April 25, 2024, 06:59:21 PMLooks like the rest of the Welsh Sinnedd bunch aren't important enough to qualify but I do think a special dispensation is needed.
Perhaps a space for that annoying Greta Thunberg too.
I suppose the Welsh Sinnedd have very little impact on the lives of normal people, but if you want too....chuck them in and Greta 😀
Lorna Slater. Patrick Harvey. Humza Yousaf, Douglas Ross, Peter Mundell,
Rishi Sunack, David Cameron, Thatcher, Liz Truss, Theresa May, Ian Duncan Smith.
Plus several people who I wish I'd never come across online. Those idiots on YouTube who try brands on video and the ones who want free weekends in top hotels ect for free, or they give a lousy review.
I think we are going to have squash them all down a bit, but we are filling up nicely, I want to add Chris Packham a pompous little man who seems to think he is David Attenborough
Is there anyone left? 😁
Quote from: Scrumpy on April 25, 2024, 05:48:59 PMBlimey Cassandra... That's one hell of a grave..
Its a whole graveyard!
I'd add Putin and several mad Mullahs.
Most of the Post Office management team.
Quote from: Ruthio on April 25, 2024, 06:54:31 PMAlan Carr ~ his voice brings me out in a rash
Ooh yes Ruthio, I can't stand his voice either.
It's piling up nicely folks, some excellent choices so far.
Every religious zealot who thinks it appropriate to force their faith onto everyone else or to kill anyone who doesn't hold the same beliefs.
Every rapist and paedophile.
Also Eddie Izzard.
Gary Lineker was my first choice but Cass beat me to it.
So for my second choice Shami Chakrabati, or Baroness as she's now known horrible little woman.
Not forgetting Carol bloody Vorderman
It's rather depressing that I can't disagree with any of the selections so far...
Quote from: Vlad on April 25, 2024, 05:51:21 PMLooks like we are going to need a bigger grave....
We'll have to rent a JCB (or two!).
Most of the ones already mentioned with the addition of:- Anyone at all who is cruel to animals. Unilever, Tony Blair, MeAgain and Hairy Windsor, Ray Winstone, the entire Kennedy family, Leo Varadkar, Winston Churchill (bit late, I know), motorcycle riders who think it is funny to rev the machines in the street in the middle of the night, most of our local civic council, Simon Cowell, John Clees, Trevor Eves, all warmongers, dog owners who fail to clean up after their dogs, benefit scroungers, illegal immigrants, work-shy lay abouts, internet stalkers/bullies, people who invent things to be offended by, people who dog-ear books, .... that's it for now!
Quote from: Cassandra on April 25, 2024, 05:46:42 PMMark Drayford, Tony Blair, Biden (self entry), Johnathan Ashworth, David Dimbleby, Grant Schapps, Caroline Nokes, Jeremy Hunt, Andrew Neil, Dawn Abbott (health reasons, it should be a notifiable disease), Dawn Butler. Caroline Lucas, Boris Johnson, Theresa May, David Cameron, George Osborne, Damien Green, Thomas Tugenhat, Peter Tatchell, Ed Davey, Eagle sisters (labour), Bercow (midget speaker HOC). All the Tory One Nation Group not in the above. Entire SNP block at Westminster. The whole EU Parliament, Clintons, Obama's all the Democrats (apart from Kennedy). Megan Markle and her idiot husband, Graham Southgate, Gary Lineker. All the BBC and it's equipment. Entirety of the WEF and Bildenbergers, Nick Clegg, Mark Zuckerberg, Alan Sugar, complete A-Z of the Rockefeller family ...
(list not exhaustive)
That would be some hole in the ground! :grin: :grin: :grin:
Quote from: Silver Tabby on April 25, 2024, 11:52:39 PMWe'll have to rent a JCB (or two!).
We could ask those recently arrested undertakers who they usually use😳
Miss Goody Goody Holly Willoughby..
Prince Andrew..
Philip Schofield.. These two can lay on top of anyone..
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Quote from: dextrous63 on April 25, 2024, 10:34:12 PMEvery religious zealot who thinks it appropriate to force their faith onto everyone else or to kill anyone who doesn't hold the same beliefs.
Every rapist and paedophile.
Also Eddie Izzard.
🤣🤣🤣
April 26, 2024, 10:05:03 AMQuote from: Silver Tabby on April 26, 2024, 12:10:16 AMMost of the ones already mentioned with the addition of:- Anyone at all who is cruel to animals. Unilever, Tony Blair, MeAgain and Hairy Windsor, Ray Winstone, the entire Kennedy family, Leo Varadkar, Winston Churchill (bit late, I know), motorcycle riders who think it is funny to rev the machines in the street in the middle of the night, most of our local civic council, Simon Cowell, John Clees, Trevor Eves, all warmongers, dog owners who fail to clean up after their dogs, benefit scroungers, illegal immigrants, work-shy lay abouts, internet stalkers/bullies, people who invent things to be offended by, people who dog-ear books, .... that's it for now!
Bloody hell! There's more? 😳
I don't think they've been listed yet, but I'd like to add all the Palestinian protesters in Londonistan, along with the biased Metropolitan Police.
Of course, this would require another grave or two to be dug.
Quote from: JBR on April 26, 2024, 10:45:47 AMI don't think they've been listed yet, but I'd like to add all the Palestinian protesters in Londonistan, along with the biased Metropolitan Police.
Of course, this would require another grave or two to be dug.
Since large parts of Somerset are below sea level, we could put the bodies there and let nature revert back to it being a flood plain.
Quote from: dextrous63 on April 26, 2024, 10:53:42 AMSince large parts of Somerset are below sea level, we could put the bodies there and let nature revert back to it being a flood plain.
Wouldn't that pollute the sea?
Quote from: Silver Tabby on April 26, 2024, 11:00:03 AMWouldn't that pollute the sea?
Not enough to stop the dinghy boys. If they haven't been mentioned yet they should be set on digging duties before taking up their own new residence.
In the same vein the Mariana Trench is deepish, but not on my bus route, so we are stuck with this bloody big hole in my back garden, something interesting that I read, if you bury someone in your back garden and plant endangered plant species on top off it it then becomes illegal to disturb them, so no one can dig up your missus/husband/or the bailiff who came around coz you didn't pay for your telly licence.
Quote from: Vlad on April 26, 2024, 07:37:41 PMIn the same vein the Mariana Trench is deepish, but not on my bus route, so we are stuck with this bloody big hole in my back garden, something interesting that I read, if you bury someone in your back garden and plant endangered plant species on top off it it then becomes illegal to disturb them, so no one can dig up your missus/husband/or the bailiff who came around coz you didn't pay for your telly licence.
Ah, useful thing to remember. Thanks.
There was a bit in the paper today about a primary school teacher who offed her toy boy. She obviously hadn't heard that tip or she wouldn't have been nabbed.
The ULEZ protesters have a variation on that and are fixing bat boxes on the camera poles after they've been disabled.
Can I chuck the The Arch Bishop of Canterbury in please..!!
I am fed up with all this 'Forgive' everybody..
Can you not find it in your heart to spare the fellow on the grounds of his being delusional. :grin:
No.. He is a waste of money.. 85thousand a year.. lives in a palace.. rent free.. everything paid for..
Just for telling everyone to love and forgive ..
Quote from: Scrumpy on May 12, 2024, 04:00:45 PMNo.. He is a waste of money.. 85thousand a year.. lives in a palace.. rent free.. everything paid for..
Just for telling everyone to love and forgive ..
I'm sure he also welcomes willing 'converts' from the 'boat people', as do some of his most naive lower orders.
Of course, he is fully aware that he is highly unlikely to ever actually meet any of his 'new members'.
He will pop round to see Charles later.. To tell him to embrace Harry and welcome him and her back.. Nigeria love them and so must we.. :nooo:
Perhaps Nigeria should offer them a job doing a bit of Kinging and Queening.
Maybe we could persuade Rwanda to let the dynamic duo reign over them?