Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

It will soon be time to alter the clocks
And we'll all be wearing summer frocks
Even Barry who lives down the street
Who seems to think he looks quite sweet

[Scrumpy]

It will soon be time to alter the clocks
And we'll all be wearing summer frocks
Even Barry who lives down the street
Who seems to think he looks quite sweet
And so he does in polka dots

[Mups]

Bert was outside, washing his car

[Scrumpy]

Bert was outside, washing his car
His wife Maud looked on from afar

[klondike]

Bert was outside, washing his car
His wife Maud looked on from afar
Why don't you take it to the car wash bods
They sailed the channel for just such jobs

[Mups]

Bert was outside, washing his car
His wife Maud looked on from afar
Why don't you take it to the car wash bods
They sailed the channel for just such jobs
'Cos they charge the price of a Jaguar!


Gertie was home and cooking a meal
She wanted to impress her boyfriend, Neil

[GrannyMac]

Gertie was home and cooking a meal
She wanted to impress her boyfriend, Neil
She put the sprouts on at half past three

[Scrumpy]

Gertie was home and cooking a meal
She wanted to impress her boyfriend, Neil
She put the sprouts on at half past three
And out of the fridge she took the Brie

[GrannyMac]

Gertie was home and cooking a meal
She wanted to impress her boyfriend, Neil
She put the sprouts on at half past three
And out of the fridge she took the Brie
And a bottle of wine, from Lidl, a steal.

[Mups]

In the multi-storey in Deal
Alice saw a man wee up her wheel

[Scrumpy]

In the multi-storey in Deal
Alice saw a man wee up her wheel
She noticed he was well endowed 
But showing your bits was not allowed

[Mups]

In the multi-storey in Deal
Alice saw a man wee up her wheel
She noticed he was well endowed 
But showing your bits was not allowed 
And it made her let out a squeal.


Then he nonchalantly walked away
And disappeared through an archway

[Ruthio]

Then he nonchalantly walked away
And disappeared through an archway
Alice got out her phone 📱 

[Mups]

Then he nonchalantly walked away
And disappeared through an archway
Alice got out her phone 
And called her friend Joan

[Alex]

Then he nonchalantly walked away
And disappeared through an archway
Alice got out her phone
And called her friend Joan
Who rushed over without delay

Marjorie got a cleaner to come on every Friday