Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Wilfrid bought a toupee, it was coarse and really cheap
It was most uncomfortable and his head would overheat

[GrannyMac]

Wilfrid bought a toupee, it was coarse and really cheap
It was most uncomfortable and his head would overheat
He went out wearing it one really windy day

[Alex]

Wilfrid bought a toupee, it was coarse and really cheap
It was most uncomfortable and his head would overheat
He went out wearing it one really windy day
A strong gust caught him and the syrup blew away

[Scrumpy]

Wilfred bought a toupee, It was coarse and really cheap
It was most uncomfortable and his head would overheat
He went out wearing it one windy day
A strong gust caught him and the syrup blew away 
It is now laying on the head of Florrie the sheep

Dickie was excited he was off to sunny Spain

[GrannyMac]

Dickie was excited he was off to sunny Spain
He packed his budgie smugglers, and a mac in case of rain

[Scrumpy]

Dickie was excited he was off to sunny Spain
He packed his budgie smugglers, and a mac in case of rain
He also packed his Brut and a tin of spaggy balls