Not expecting any deliveries today. 

Guaranteed something unexpected will arrive while I'm on the throne, taking a nap, having a shower etc.

Quora Q&As

They're funny! Enjoyable for a pedant like me. ☺️

Sorry.

Don't apologise. 👍🏽

It's supposed to be boring though.

I like the 'humor '      

I can't make out if the questions from our colonial cousins are just trolling or if they really are that thick. I come across others where they question evil atheists with some really really stupid stuff and get some beauts of replies. If I carry on reading this stuff in the years to come I'll likely need some tennapants.

been having a doze

Been painting, I'm not as good as I used to be 

Portraits? Still life? 😉

Day 9327. Realise that where you've been putting something for years is not the most convenient spot. Place it 18 inches away where it is much easier to reach.

Day 9328. Spend 10 minutes hunting high and low for something which has mysteriously vanished.

Quote from: GrannyMac on August 03, 2023, 10:25:25 PMPortraits? Still life? 😉

     Dulux type GM

I had  a piece of toast for breakfast

More explaining British idioms to Americans.