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Title: drink
Post by: crabbyob on December 19, 2021, 01:30:49 PM
failed :nooo:
Title: Re: drink
Post by: crabbyob on December 19, 2021, 01:32:35 PM
I cant afford a holiday
So i will just drink till i dont know where i am... :cool:
Title: Re: drink
Post by: crabbyob on December 19, 2021, 01:35:38 PM
I went for a job at the Royal Mail sorting office yesterday. After the interview I was given a tour of the depot.
I asked the guy taking the tour "What's that machine?"
"That's the Acme 3000 Auto Sorter System. It can sort 150,000 letters an hour and it's 99.5% accurate. It's controlled by 12 supercomputers, each of which is 5000 times more powerful than an average desktop PC. It has over 15,000 state-of-the-art optical location identification sensors, contains enough circuit boards to entirely cover the pitch at the new Wembley stadium and it has 200 miles of fibre-optic cable. It cost over £100 million to develop," he boasted proudly.
"What happens to the letters after it's finished sorting them?" I asked.
"We give them to a bloke on a push bike."😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: drink
Post by: klondike on December 19, 2021, 03:18:47 PM
 :grin: :grin: :grin:

I see you've made a start on forgetting  :grin:
Title: Re: drink
Post by: zoony on December 19, 2021, 04:01:56 PM
Quote from: crabbyob on December 19, 2021, 01:32:35 PM
I cant afford a holiday
So i will just drink till i dont know where i am... :cool:

Every day's a holiday with Mary and me. Hic!
Title: Re: drink
Post by: Raven on December 19, 2021, 06:38:39 PM
I don't drink, been on the receiving end of bad drunks for too many years of my earlier life.  :cry:
Title: Re: drink
Post by: Michael Rolls on December 19, 2021, 08:06:56 PM
love the push bike!
Mike