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Title: No tongues...
Post by: Scrumpy on April 11, 2023, 12:08:02 PM

The Dalai Lama  .. Spiritual leader.  Kissed a young boy on the mouth and asked the child to  'Suck my tongue'..
  I wonder what was going on there.. !!  He later apologised .. so he obviously thought he had done something wrong..
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Post by: Sheila on April 11, 2023, 12:11:03 PM
I've seen a photo.  Wrong.  Wrong.  Wrong.
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Post by: dextrous63 on April 11, 2023, 12:27:57 PM
Don't tell Brian.


Maybe the Dalai was going through a Catholic phase.
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Post by: klondike on April 11, 2023, 01:07:16 PM
Very odd. 
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Post by: morty on April 11, 2023, 01:18:21 PM
It made me cringe just watching it .... surely he must be savvy enough to realise how it makes him look.
Enough is said about  Biden creepily stroking girl's hair without asking a lad to ugh.
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Post by: klondike on April 11, 2023, 01:29:47 PM
Perhaps it's a religion thing. Given the reputation of Catholic priests I can't see they have much room to criticise.
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Post by: morty on April 11, 2023, 01:34:05 PM
It seems his supporters say it is been misinterpreted ... 

In Tibet, sticking out the tongue is a traditional greeting (https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/26924362) that goes back to the 9th century. 

https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7evaw/dalai-lama-suck-my-tongue-video-tibet-china

Mind, there's a bit of a difference between sticking out a tongue and sucking it.
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Post by: GrannyMac on April 11, 2023, 01:40:38 PM
Boak. 🤢🤮🤢
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Post by: dextrous63 on April 11, 2023, 02:12:17 PM
Altogether now....

Getting to know you,
Getting to know all about you 🎼🎤
Title: Re: No tongues...
Post by: klondike on April 11, 2023, 02:14:26 PM
"Tibet's exiled spiritual leader has often courted controversy for his off-the-cuff jokes that his supporters say are "lost in translation."

I can relate to that. Plenty of mine suffer the same fate or just go whistling right over folks heads

(https://media.giphy.com/media/1Zbeweu52ZaQE/giphy.gif)
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Post by: morty on April 11, 2023, 02:17:52 PM
You wear a wig..right? And yours have just blown away?
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Post by: klondike on April 11, 2023, 02:30:41 PM
See. Another post misunderstood.  :cry:

A tumbleweed was always shown after one of Vic Reeves jokes fell flat (which they always did) on the totally looney Shooting Stars show.
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Post by: dextrous63 on April 11, 2023, 04:00:45 PM
I think Morty knew that.  Quid pro quo on the joke going over one's head  :nooo:
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Post by: klondike on April 11, 2023, 04:12:34 PM
She likely did but you never know.

For the record I have a full head of hair apart from a little threadbare patch on top. I have so far been unable to locate the guarantee among my parents papers.
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Post by: dextrous63 on April 11, 2023, 04:37:36 PM
So you're tonsured?
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Post by: morty on April 11, 2023, 05:26:07 PM
Quote from: klondike on April 11, 2023, 02:30:41 PMSee. Another post misunderstood.  :cry:


[2010] Come nere and have a hug ...  :clap:
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Post by: dextrous63 on April 11, 2023, 05:41:18 PM
I wouldn't if I were you klondy.  You ever read The Collector by John Fowles?  

Be very wary. :yay:
Title: Re: No tongues...
Post by: klondike on April 11, 2023, 06:28:48 PM
Quote from: dextrous63 on April 11, 2023, 04:37:36 PMSo you're tonsured?
No. I go for the mad professor style. A Trump would be possible but so far unnecessary.

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Post by: dextrous63 on April 11, 2023, 08:21:15 PM
You look younger than I imagined.
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Post by: klondike on April 11, 2023, 08:26:10 PM
The picture is a year old. I haven't had a haircut since in case I need that combover. 
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Post by: Scrumpy on April 12, 2023, 08:46:09 AM

I think Klondike has a lovely face.. Kind eyes.. 
If this was a dating site and we were all ten years younger I would probably put a  :check: against his profile.. 
Having said that... I've read/heard of strange people on those sites.. especially Tinder..  Sometimes they are not all they are cracked up to be..
Who knows.. !! Klondike might be a man that would carry me off to a far exotic land and have his wicked way with me.. 
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Post by: klondike on April 12, 2023, 09:02:55 AM
It's good to dream Scrumpy. I'm just a boring old devil I'm afraid.
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Post by: dextrous63 on April 12, 2023, 09:07:41 AM
It's amazing how much better someone can look with a bit of photoshop work.  :clap:
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Post by: klondike on April 12, 2023, 09:27:03 AM
What on earth are you talking about?

(https://i.postimg.cc/N0WXyR8C/Face-App-1681287788448.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/3yFNV4c2)
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Post by: dextrous63 on April 12, 2023, 10:11:14 AM
:clap: :yahoo: :yahoo: :grin:
Title: Re: No tongues...
Post by: klondike on April 14, 2023, 07:08:37 PM
Only just came across this..

(https://my.evilmilk.com/p/2/v/7fx-2vqr~r_s.jpg)
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Post by: morty on April 14, 2023, 07:21:32 PM
:yell:  That's put me off my tea!
Title: Re: No tongues...
Post by: Scrumpy on April 15, 2023, 10:10:50 AM
... and any snacks...  :nooo:
Title: Re: No tongues...
Post by: dextrous63 on April 15, 2023, 11:21:17 AM
Some on here may not have heard our standard teacher/pupil exchange at RC school:

"Bend over, boy"

"No sir.  I'd rather have the cane"
:grin:
Title: Re: No tongues...
Post by: Ashy on May 02, 2023, 04:05:34 PM
There was no cause for a Lama.