Quote from: Vlad on Yesterday at 01:35:13 PMNot something I have ever had to worry about JB, I am required under a rather weird H&S law to wear a large label on it which states: Do not stare, it senses fear! It's a cross I have had to bear mate

Nowt like being modest, eh?
Of course, I have the same problem.

Nay cast a clout afore May is out. Except it means May blossom rather than the month.

I shall ensure no clouts get cast afore these Frankin days are out either.

Quote from: JBR on Yesterday at 11:07:08 AMThe problem is that obviously you haven't made yourself sufficiently attractive.
You could try stuffing something large down the front of your pants to enhance your appearance.

Not something I have ever had to worry about JB, I am required under a rather weird H&S law to wear a large label on it which states: Do not stare, it senses fear! It's a cross I have had to bear mate

Sounds like a plan, JBR.

Quote from: Raven on Yesterday at 12:16:03 PMI believe it was tried but as you know Chris disabled the PM on the other forum. I don't think anyone had his email, not that I know of anyway.
Only way would have been an open post and Chris would have just loved that.

Tell me about it!

Quote from: klondike on Yesterday at 12:10:56 PMA man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."

The man perks up.

"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite countertops."

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If Brian arrived I think there would be a number of other revivals such as these books I kept finding in charity shops..




Not to mention my dog / chauffeur Yogi who set out to see the world alone but may find his way home...



Such things can only exist in that special universe inhabited by Brian

I believe it was tried but as you know Chris disabled the PM on the other forum. I don't think anyone had his email, not that I know of anyway.
Only way would have been an open post and Chris would have just loved that.

I see the eBay ones are printed. With no printer it's probably worth paying a reasonable amount to get a printed version which I'm guessing would be needed.

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."

The man perks up.

"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite countertops."