Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Betty hung her white drawers on the washing line
But they got stolen by some filthy swine
They flew them up a flagpole on top of the Town Hall

[klondike]

Betty hung her white drawers on the washing line
But they got stolen by some filthy swine
They flew them up a flagpole on top of the Town Hall
Even 50 feet away they could hardly be reckoned small

[Alex]

Betty hung her white drawers on the washing line
But they got stolen by some filthy swine
They flew them up a flagpole on top of the Town Hall
Even 50 feet away they could hardly be reckoned small
All that could be heard was Betty shouting " Oi they're mine "

Jenny decided to take a bus ride

[GrannyMac]

Jenny decided to take a bus ride
She wanted to go to Dover to watch the incoming tide

[Scrumpy]

Jenny decided to take a bus ride
She wanted to go to Dover to watch the incoming tide
But she was too late it had been and gone

[klondike]

Jenny decided to take a bus ride
She wanted to go to Dover to watch the incoming tide
But she was too late it had been and gone
Only a dinghy and a bloke calling himself John

[Scrumpy]

Jenny decided to take a bus ride
She wanted to go to Dover to watch the incoming tide
But she was too late it had been and gone
Only a dinghy and a bloke calling himself John
 Said he loved her and asked would she  be his bride

[Scrumpy]

He converted to Christianity, in church they were wed

[Silver Tabby]

He converted to Christianity, in church they were wed

then off on honeymoon the happy pair sped

[Ruthio]

He converted to Christianity, in church they were wed
then off on honeymoon the happy pair sped
Like a couple of turtle doves

[GrannyMac]

He converted to Christianity, in church they were wed
then off on honeymoon the happy pair sped
Like a couple of turtle doves
She thought he was her one true love
When he got a British passport, off on his toes he fled.

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Our country once great, is going down the pan

[klondike]

Our country once great, is going down the pan
How long, I wonder, till we are led by an honest man

[Silver Tabby]

Our country once great, is going down the pan
How long, I wonder, till we are led by an honest man
'Honest man', hmm, what's one of those

[GrannyMac]

Our country once great, is going down the pan
How long, I wonder, till we are led by an honest man
'Honest man', hmm, what's one of those
Or honest woman? Heaven knows

[Scrumpy]

Our country once great, is going down the pan
How long, I wonder, till we are led by an honest man
'Honest man', hmm, what's one of those
Or honest woman? Heaven knows
If anyone can sort it ,Tracey round the Co-op can