A reckless young cyclist from Kent
Rode with his front wheel well bent

A reckless young cyclist from Kent
Rode with his front wheel well bent
He ran into a car

A reckless young cyclist from Kent
Rode with his front wheel well bent
He ran into a car
Which threw him wide and far

A reckless young cyclist from Kent
Rode with his front wheel well bent
He ran into a car
Which threw him wide and far
And caused the driver to vent

A foolhardy fellow from Frome

Quote from: klondike on September 19, 2023, 11:49:22 AMA reckless young cyclist from Kent
Rode with his front wheel well bent
He ran into a car
Which threw him wide and far
And caused the driver to vent

A foolhardy fellow from Frome

A foolhardy fellow from Frome
Once forgot his way home

A foolhardy fellow from Frome
Once forgot his way home
Should I head left or off to the right?

A foolhardy fellow from Frome
Once forgot his way home
Should I head left or off to the right?
Or go straight through the lights?

A foolhardy fellow from Frome
Once forgot his way home
Should I head left or off to the right?
Or go straight through the lights?
Even better thru the pedestrian zone

A silly old girl named Diane

A silly old girl named Diane
Decided to bake a nice flan

A silly old girl named Diane
Decided to bake a nice flan
She whipped up some eggs

A silly old girl named Diane
Decided to bake a nice flan
She whipped up some eggs
and of sherry some dregs

A silly old girl named Diane
Decided to bake a nice flan
She whipped up some eggs
and of sherry some dregs
After that she ran out of plan

Russell was perming his chest hair

Russell was perming his chest hair
Before heading out to a Pride fair

Russell was perming his chest hair
Before heading out to a Pride fair
where he hoped to meet friends

Russell was perming his chest hair
Before heading out to a Pride fair
where he hoped to meet friends
And set some new trends