Speak up, I'm a bit mutton

[Ashy]

Scene 1, the king's office, the day after the general election.
King rings for his manservant but accidentally presses the wrong button.

Enter the prime minister

PM: Your majesty, I've come to tender my res.....

King: Ah, Ranjit Singh, fetch my porn and accoutrements

PM: You want me to form a government?

King: And hurry up about it.

PM: I'll see what I can do, but it won't be easy with twelve MPs

King: Run out of peas? Well get some more. And bring my crown in here will you, I'm seeing the PM later.