What do you call..

Started by GrannyMac, November 12, 2023, 08:19:04 AM

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dextrous63


Alex

Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem?




It takes a miracle to find three wise men there.

GrannyMac

Very true! 😁

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? 

Santapplause! 

Yes, we've had crackers 😁
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Alex

What did the three wise men say after offering up gold and frankincense ?


Wait, there's myrrh

Michael Rolls

Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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dextrous63


GrannyMac

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike


Ashy

What do you call an Arab with a dairy farm?


A milk sheik.

dextrous63


klondike


Michael Rolls

Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Alex