What do you call..

GrannyMac · November 12, 2023, 08:19:04 AM

A magician who has lost his magic?

Ian.

klondike · November 12, 2023, 08:34:49 AM

What do you call a politician who has lost the plot?

Conservative

Alex · November 12, 2023, 08:49:58 AM

Quote from: GrannyMac on November 12, 2023, 08:19:04 AMA magician who has lost his magic?

Ian.

Michael Rolls · November 12, 2023, 08:57:38 AM

what do you call a cook whoo has gone to Australia?

Captain

Alex · November 12, 2023, 09:03:37 AM

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fsh

dextrous63 · November 12, 2023, 09:34:03 AM

😬😬😬

What do you call an egg with no e?

A horse.

Michael Rolls · November 12, 2023, 02:04:25 PM

1955vintage · November 12, 2023, 03:37:01 PM

What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen.

What do you call a cross channel swimmer with no arms or legs?

Bob.

dextrous63 · November 12, 2023, 03:52:03 PM

Ah the old ones...

What for you call a man carrying a plank of wood on his head?

Edward.

And two planks....?

Edward Woodward.

GrannyMac · November 12, 2023, 05:49:11 PM

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak

Scrumpy · November 13, 2023, 05:14:54 PM

What do you call a man with a wig on his head ?

Aaron

Michael Rolls · November 14, 2023, 06:01:39 AM

oh dear!

GrannyMac · December 01, 2023, 01:48:59 PM

What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?

A barbercue.

Alex · December 01, 2023, 03:24:14 PM

oh dear......

Scrumpy · December 01, 2023, 04:24:45 PM

Great