Kids, eh?

[JBR]

Some friends of mine were having an extension built. Their 3 year old daughter loved having the builders there and went to help them every day. At the end of the week, the builders gave her a pay packet for being so helpful and told her to put the money in the bank.

Mum duly took her daughter to the bank to pay in her 'wages' and she was telling the cashier about her job. The cashier said, "Will you be working next week then, and earn some more money?"

"Yes," she said, "If they deliver the bloody bricks."

[dextrous63]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[klondike]

That's called learning on the job 

[Michael Rolls]

    

[GrannyMac]

Brilliant!  😁 Out of the mouths of babes...

[dextrous63]

Many years ago my mother asked my niece (probably around 5 years old at the time) why they had arrived so late for a visit.  Her reply was "The traffic was fucking awful."

My mother had words with my sister shortly afterwards 😬🤭