white

[crabbyob]

Son asked his mother the following question:  'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'  The mother looks at her son and replies:  'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'   The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.   'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'   The father looks at his son in surprise and says:   'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

[crabbyob]

ive got me coit on

[Michael Rolls]

 
Absolutely hilarious!!!!

[klondike]