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Title: What do you call..
Post by: GrannyMac on November 12, 2023, 08:19:04 AM
A magician who has lost his magic?






Ian.
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: klondike on November 12, 2023, 08:34:49 AM
:grin: :grin: :grin:

What do you call a politician who has lost the plot?

Conservative
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: Alex on November 12, 2023, 08:49:58 AM
Quote from: GrannyMac on November 12, 2023, 08:19:04 AMA magician who has lost his magic?



Ian.

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Post by: Michael Rolls on November 12, 2023, 08:57:38 AM
what do you call a cook whoo has gone to Australia?

Captain
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Post by: Alex on November 12, 2023, 09:03:37 AM
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What do you call a fish with no eyes ?


Fsh
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: dextrous63 on November 12, 2023, 09:34:03 AM
😬😬😬

What do you call an egg with no e?


A horse.
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Post by: Michael Rolls on November 12, 2023, 02:04:25 PM
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Post by: 1955vintage on November 12, 2023, 03:37:01 PM
What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen.

What do you call a cross channel swimmer with no arms or legs?

Bob.
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: dextrous63 on November 12, 2023, 03:52:03 PM
Ah the old ones...

What for you call a man carrying a plank of wood on his head?

Edward.

And two planks....?

Edward Woodward.
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: GrannyMac on November 12, 2023, 05:49:11 PM
What do you call a cow with one leg?



Steak
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: Scrumpy on November 13, 2023, 05:14:54 PM
What do you call a man with a wig on his head ?

Aaron
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: Michael Rolls on November 14, 2023, 06:01:39 AM
oh dear! :grin:  :grin:  :grin:
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Post by: GrannyMac on December 01, 2023, 01:48:59 PM
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?







A barbercue.
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Post by: Alex on December 01, 2023, 03:24:14 PM
oh dear...... :grin:  :grin:
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Post by: Scrumpy on December 01, 2023, 04:24:45 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:  Great
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Post by: klondike on December 01, 2023, 04:38:33 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: GrannyMac on December 01, 2023, 05:07:15 PM
Quote from: Alex on December 01, 2023, 03:24:14 PMoh dear...... :grin:  :grin:

I know.....I'm trying. 😬


What do you call a reluctant spud?




A hesitater. 
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Post by: Michael Rolls on December 02, 2023, 06:22:09 AM
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Post by: Alex on December 02, 2023, 07:33:59 AM
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Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: Michael Rolls on December 02, 2023, 09:12:12 AM
what do you call a six foot guy with a machine gun?

sir
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: GrannyMac on December 02, 2023, 12:33:35 PM
😁😁😁
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: klondike on December 02, 2023, 12:48:05 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin:
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Post by: GrannyMac on December 02, 2023, 03:09:26 PM
What do you call a policeman in bed?


An undercover cop.
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Post by: Alex on December 02, 2023, 06:20:22 PM
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Post by: Michael Rolls on December 03, 2023, 04:23:20 AM
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Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: klondike on December 03, 2023, 09:53:11 AM
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Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: Alex on December 03, 2023, 04:55:13 PM
A hippy's wife ?





Mrs hippy
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Post by: klondike on December 03, 2023, 05:35:30 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin:
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Post by: Michael Rolls on December 03, 2023, 05:59:45 PM
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Post by: Ashy on December 24, 2023, 09:51:53 PM
What do you call a cow with a water tank?

A camel.
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Post by: dextrous63 on December 24, 2023, 10:55:25 PM
😬😬😬😬
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: Alex on December 25, 2023, 03:19:40 PM
Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem?




It takes a miracle to find three wise men there.
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: GrannyMac on December 25, 2023, 04:24:27 PM
Very true! 😁

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? 

Santapplause! 

Yes, we've had crackers 😁
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: Alex on December 25, 2023, 10:14:18 PM
What did the three wise men say after offering up gold and frankincense ?


Wait, there's myrrh
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Post by: Michael Rolls on December 26, 2023, 03:48:49 AM
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Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: dextrous63 on December 26, 2023, 11:07:59 AM
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Post by: GrannyMac on December 26, 2023, 02:41:45 PM
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Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: klondike on December 26, 2023, 02:47:10 PM
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Post by: Ashy on December 26, 2023, 09:06:51 PM
What do you call an Arab with a dairy farm?


A milk sheik.
Title: Re: What do you call..
Post by: dextrous63 on December 26, 2023, 10:10:05 PM
😬😬😬😬
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Post by: klondike on December 26, 2023, 10:50:02 PM
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Post by: Michael Rolls on December 27, 2023, 05:16:02 AM
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Post by: Alex on December 27, 2023, 02:26:39 PM
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