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#1
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Alex - Today at 02:48:34 PM
Allahu akbar shouted Abdul as he took his council seat
He knew he was guaranteed  that Virgins he would meet
The canteen sold halal pasties as a special treat
#2
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by Alex - Today at 02:40:03 PM
Yes, he was from Stockport, seems ages ago that we were reading his posts.   
Sounds like you've had a good few days GM, it's still nice here today.  A good drying day as my Mum used to say  :smiley:
#3
Politics / Re: Sadiq Khan
Last post by JBR - Today at 02:40:02 PM
Quote from: Alex on Today at 02:20:33 PMJust wait until Sadiq Khan becomes leader of the Labour Party !  :rolleyes:  It's possible :grin:
I doubt it!
There are others waiting to take over from Mr Flip-Flop when they become the government.  Compo, for example, along with his infamous girlfriend who tried to start a trend of wearing shoes on the opposite feet.

No, Khan is perfectly happy in his position of Emperor (or actually Amir) of Londonistan.  I'm sure that his ultimate intention (along with others) is to expand control to eventually encompass the entire country.
One step at a time!
#4
The Chat Room / Re: What does it mean..!!!!
Last post by Alex - Today at 02:37:02 PM
You're trying to remember what the hell it was you wanted  :grin: been there, done that etc etc......
#5
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by GrannyMac - Today at 02:36:17 PM
On the train home after a nice couple of days with family. Train just passed through Prestbury, lovely and green here. Sat in the garden this morning watching a pheasant and the horses in the field.

Change at Stockport (zoony's hometown IIRC) then home.
#6
The Chat Room / Annoying Stuff
Last post by Alex - Today at 02:34:19 PM
I was thinking this morning how annoying these corner pull up thinggies are !  I can never get a grip and end up just taking a sharp knife to the pack  :smiley:

Any more  ?

#7
Jokes / Re: New Version of Yousaf's Sp...
Last post by GrannyMac - Today at 02:31:53 PM
I'm Scottish, OHs family (English) moved there 70+ years ago, his younger siblings stayed.  Thankfully they're not driven by the chip on shoulder hype that England robs Scotland and they'd do better as an independent nation.

The SNP have imposed higher taxes but their NHS appears to be no better for it.  They also have the highest incidence of drug related deaths in Europe.  I'm not sure what, if anything, the SNP have achieved.
#8
Politics / Re: Bring Back Boris
Last post by JBR - Today at 02:29:49 PM
Quote from: Alex on Today at 02:04:36 PMKhan may have removed the water cannon but it was Theresa May who banned their use, daft woman !
True.  Only one of many things which she has done during her term in office which has damaged this country.
Another was to sack half of the police, including many of our most experienced, for some reason best known only to herself, and we can all see now the consequences of that action.  

It has contributed to the problems we see in Londonistan today, where the Metropolitan Police under Khan have chosen to be completely ineffective, and possibly encouraging of the naive protestors under the control of their leaders-in-secret.
#9
The Chat Room / Re: The boring thread.....
Last post by Alex - Today at 02:21:39 PM
Lovely day here but I'm at a lose end........
#10
Politics / Re: Sadiq Khan
Last post by Alex - Today at 02:20:33 PM
Just wait until Sadiq Khan becomes leader of the Labour Party !  :rolleyes:   It's possible :grin: