Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

A stranger knocked on Elsie's door
Five minutes later they were on the floor
Was it lust or did they fall?

[Scrumpy]

A stranger knocked on Elsie's door
Five minutes later they were on the floor
Was it lust or did they fall?
Or a Yoga instructor come to call !

[Alex]

A stranger knocked on Elsie's door
Five minutes later they were on the floor
Was it lust or did they fall?
Or a Yoga instructor come to call !
Or even a Bobby upholding the law. 

Giuseppe was famous for delicious ice cream

[klondike]

Giuseppe was famous for delicious ice cream
An enormous cornet was Sally's dream

[Scrumpy]

Giuseppe was famous for delicious ice cream
An enormous cornet was Sally's dream
With an enormous cherry and a sticky up Flake

[GrannyMac]

Giuseppe was famous for delicious ice cream
An enormous cornet was Sally's dream
With an enormous cherry and a sticky up Flake
When she heard his jingle she just couldn't wait

[klondike]

Giuseppe was famous for delicious ice cream
An enormous cornet was Sally's dream
With an enormous cherry and a sticky up Flake
When she heard his jingle she just couldn't wait
She'd run out with her money her eyes all a'gleam

Oh dear Sally groaned with a sigh

[Alex]

Oh dear Sally groaned with a sigh
Slipping from her hands she gave out a cry

[klondike]

Oh dear Sally groaned with a sigh
Slipping from her hands she gave out a cry
Down on the pavement it fell with a splat

[Scrumpy]

Oh dear Sally groaned with a sigh
Slipping from her hands she gave out a cry
Down on the pavement it fell with a splat
Only to be lapped up by next doors cat

[Scrumpy]

Oh dear Sally groaned with a sigh
Slipping from her hands she gave out a cry
Down on the pavement it fell with a splat
Only to be lapped up by next doors cat
And Giuseppe drove off without a 'goodbye'


Sue dreamed that Robert Redford had asked her out to tea

[klondike]

Sue dreamed that Robert Redford had asked her out to tea
That dream was sadly ended when she woke up for a pee

[Scrumpy]

Sue dreamed that Robert Redford had asked her out for tea
That dream was sadly ended when she woke up for a pee
He didn't return but Clooney came by 

[klondike]

Sue dreamed that Robert Redford had asked her out for tea
That dream was sadly ended when she woke up for a pee
He didn't return but Clooney came by
Brought her a coffee and put a hand on her thigh