Bill Stickers got jailed
so his complexion paled

Bill Stickers got jailed
so his complexion paled
When he met his new cellmate

Bill Stickers got jailed
so his complexion paled
When he met his new cellmate
Who blew a kiss to his latest date

Bill Stickers got jailed
so his complexion paled
When he met his new cellmate
Who blew a kiss to his latest date
Who was later bailed

There once was a beagle called Stan

There once was a beagle called Stan
Who poked his nose into a big jar of jam

There once was a beagle called Stan
Who poked his nose into a big jar of jam
Not big enough - the jar got stuck

There once was a beagle called Stan
Who poked his nose into a big jar of jam
Not big enough - the jar got stuck
Til Stan bashed it on the back of a truck

There once was a beagle called Stan
Who poked his nose into a big jar of jam
Not big enough - the jar got stuck
Til Stan bashed it on the back of a truck
oh dear oh dear that didn't go according to plan

There once was a publican named Bill

There once was a publican named Bill
A man of extraordinary skill

There once was a publican named Bill
A man of extraordinary skill
He could balance a pint

There once was a publican named Bill
A man of extraordinary skill
He could balance a pint
On his head, what a sight

There once was a publican named Bill
A man of extraordinary skill
He could balance a pint
On his head, what a sight
Any nary a drop would he spill

Gary sells crips on the TV

Quote from: klondike on November 05, 2023, 10:58:14 AMThere once was a publican named Bill
A man of extraordinary skill
He could balance a pint
On his head, what a sight
Any nary a drop would he spill

Gary sells crips on the TV

That was a cracker folks 

November 05, 2023, 11:12:38 AM
Gary sells crisps on the TV
For this he receives a big fee

Gary sells crisps on the TV
For this he receives a big fee
An annoying arse who is oh so woke

Gary sells crisps on the TV
For this he receives a big fee
An annoying arse who is oh so woke
He really is a bliddy joke