A coconut seller from France
Liked to sing and liked to dance
His cute Palais glide
Got the ladies on side
So he thought he was in with a chance


A foolish young fellow from Perth

A foolish young fellow from Perth
Found a bomb when digging the earth

A foolish young fellow from Perth
Found a bomb when digging the earth
He poked it with a stick

A foolish young fellow from Perth
Found a bomb when digging the earth
He poked it with a stick
it started to tick 💣

A foolish young fellow from Perth
Found a bomb when digging the earth
He poked it with a stick
it started to tick
He now lives in Brighton, Oxford and Wandsworth

April 29, 2023, 10:30:55 AM

Today our Sally gets wed

Today our Sally gets wed
I'm not sure she's right in the head

Today our Sally gets wed
I'm not sure she's right in the head
She wants to wear black

Today our Sally gets wed
I'm not sure she's right in the head
She wants to wear black
With her head in a sack

Today our Sally gets wed
I'm not sure she's right in the head
She wants to wear black
With her head in a sack
So she can send her sister instead


There once was a man of the cloth

There once was a man of the cloth
Who only ate apples and broth

There once was a man of the cloth
Who only ate apples and broth
Despite this meager fast

there once was a man of the cloth
Who only ate apples and broth
Despite this meagre fast
He was rather large around the a*se

Quote from: Scrumpy on April 29, 2023, 10:22:01 AMA foolish young fellow from Perth

Found a bomb when digging the earth
He poked it with a stick
it started to tick
He now lives in Brighton, Oxford and Wandsworth

  Very good team

There once was a man of the cloth
Who only ate apples and broth
Despite this meagre fast
He was rather large around the arse
And couldn't keep up with a sloth

The good vicar of the village of Morton

The good vicar of the village of Morton
Rode to church on his favourite Norton