Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Val joined a dating site, she was looking for a man
Better still, she thought to herself, a man with a van! 

[Scrumpy]

Val joined a dating site, she was looking for a man
Better still, she thought to herself, a man with a van
They could pack up together travel far and wide
A nice clear windscreen and her love by her side

[klondike]

Val joined a dating site, she was looking for a man
Better still, she thought to herself, a man with a van
They could pack up together travel far and wide
A nice clear windscreen and her love by her side
Sadly his wife arrived and the shit then hit the fan

Chastened by this sad affair Val became a nun
Unaware til later her oven held a bun

[Scrumpy]

Chastened by this sad affair Val became a nun
Unaware til later her oven held a bun
She told Mother Superior it  was a gift from up above

[klondike]

Chastened by this sad affair Val became a nun
Unaware til later her oven held a bun
She told Mother Superior it was a gift from up above
For Jesus son of God was her one true love

[Scrumpy]

Chastened by this sad affair Val became a nun
Unaware til later her oven held a bun
She told Mother Superior it was a gift from up above
For Jesus son of God was her one true love
The nuns all cheered and Hallelujah they all sung

[Scrumpy]

Freddie lost his dentures down a gap on Brighton Pier

[klondike]

Freddie lost his dentures down a gap on Brighton Pier
They were Granny's once he recalled and so he shed a tear

[Alex]

Freddie lost his dentures down a gap on Brighton Pier
They were Granny's once he recalled and so he shed a tear
They landed on Sally's head as she was passing by

[Scrumpy]

Freddie lost his dentures down a gap on Brighton Pier
They were Granny's once he recalled and so he shed a tear
They landed on Sally's head as she was passing by
And took a bite out of her ear which made poor Sally cry

[GrannyMac]

Freddie lost his dentures down a gap on Brighton Pier
They were Granny's once he recalled and so he shed a tear
They landed on Sally's head as she was passing by
And took a bite out of her ear which made poor Sally cry
She thought she'd met a cannibal and ran away in fear 😰 
        
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Mr Wilson liked to brag about his new electric car

[klondike]

Mr Wilson liked to brag about his new electric car
Only costs £5 a charge he says but never says how far