The lawn mower is out ready.. 

Jane thought her husband was playing away
If she found out for sure there would be hell to pay
He stunk of Impulse.. she used just soap

.. now that April's here...'

By  Muhammed Aziz

Quote from: JBR on Today at 10:56:13 AMHas the Rwanda threat resulted in fewer Channel crossings?

Is the Pope Jewish?

Of course we can't find them!

It seems that many have gone to Ireland via Northern Ireland.  We don't want them back.
The rest, of course we can't find them.  They have disappeared into the black economy and crime.

Of course, if they are in hiding they won't be getting any financial handouts and hotel rooms, and also any healthcare, so in a way they are saving us money.
Of course, if they participate in crime they are probably still taking from us.

Has the Rwanda threat resulted in fewer Channel crossings?

If the Irish are to believed they've all gone there.

All three of mine were on the same day. They must have done the debit run twice, realised their cock up then done a credit run. If it was all ratepayers I imagine it could easily have got some declined and put others into overdraft.

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If true, and I have no reason to doubt you Scrumps, then this ii potentially a huge security issue and we now have absolutely no idea how many potential terrorists plotting attacks are, yet alone where they might be hiding.

The government has thus failed on its number 1 priority....to protect its citizens.

Our council tax is paid in 10 instalments from April to January, but I get a phone notification for every bank transaction so I'd know if the council ever took a payment in Feb or March.