Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Mabel scrubbed the front steps outside the old town hall
The dried up blood and broken teeth remained from last night's brawl

[GrannyMac]

Mabel scrubbed the front steps outside the old town hall
The dried up blood and broken teeth remained from last night's brawl
It had to be cleaned up for the yearly Mayoral show

[Alex]

Mabel scrubbed the front steps outside the old town hall
The dried up blood and broken teeth remained from last night's brawl
It had to be cleaned up for the yearly Mayoral show
Due to start tomorrow, as long as there's no snow

[GrannyMac]

Mabel scrubbed the front steps outside the old town hall
The dried up blood and broken teeth remained from last night's brawl
It had to be cleaned up for the yearly Mayoral show
Due to start tomorrow, as long as there's no snow
The council's broke, potholes abound, but they still host a fancy ball.

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Johnny thought he could hold a tune
But as the karaoke crowd realised real soon

[Scrumpy]

Johnny thought he could hold a tune
But as the karaoke crowd realised real soon
He was tone deaf and no Tom Jones
There wasn't a tuneful note in his bones

[klondike]

Johnny thought he could hold a tune
But as the karaoke crowd realised real soon
He was tone deaf and no Tom Jones
There wasn't a tuneful note in his bones
They booed him off and none too soon

Next up on stage was fag ash Lil

[Mups]

Next up on stage was fag ash Lil 
She came all the way from Muswell Hill

[Ruthio]

Next up on stage was fag ash Lil
She came all the way from Muswell Hill
But as she began to sing... 🎶 🎵

[Mups]

Next up on stage was fag ash Lil
She came all the way from Muswell Hill
But as she began to sing... 🎶 🎵 
Her bra strap went 'ping' 

[klondike]

Next up on stage was fag ash Lil
She came all the way from Muswell Hill
But as she began to sing... 🎶 🎵
Her bra strap went 'ping'
And out of it she began to spill

A drunken bloke voted this a hit

[Scrumpy]

A drunken bloke voted this a hit
He was partial to a bit of tit

[Alex]

A drunken bloke voted this a hit
He was partial to a bit of tit
He asked Lil out on a date

[Scrumpy]

A drunken bloke voted this a hit
He was partial to a hit of tit
He asked Lil out on a date
Lil smiled. He had fallen for the bait