.. more patient then men..?
I am a patient person.. I don't get stressed with other drivers if they are having any problems.. I don't moan about a slow queue or someone paying with coins and fiddling in their purse..
It always seems to be men that moan about these things more then women..
They are usually pensioners.. with time on their hands .. they leave the store then chat to a friend .. I find the young are better mannered than the elderly.. and much more tolerant towards older people..
I am not a walk over by any means.. But I do try to understand what other people are going through..
Please tell me this is a pisstake, since the complete opposite is true.
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Men don't need/read instructions.
Men get impatient with an assembly pack.. They go head first in trying to screw a bit here and glue a bit there.. Then, all of a sudden they glance at the instructions..
Women read the instructions first..
Quote from: Scrumpy on March 17, 2024, 08:59:16 AMWomen read the instructions first..
And decide it looks too hard so get their other half to do the job. :grin:
Quote from: Scrumpy on March 17, 2024, 08:59:16 AMWomen read the instructions first..
Spot on Scrumpy, plus we don't mind asking for directions :grin:
Most of the tat I get have instuctions in Engrish so I have to check YouTube anyway.
And men don't wait for the paint to dry.. They keep touching it..
And blame the screw if it is not long enough..
Quote from: klondike on March 17, 2024, 11:42:08 AMMost of the tat I get have instuctions in Engrish so I have to check YouTube anyway.
I think there's a word missing, it might be don't...☺️
Signed P E Dant
No they come in Engrish as I said - a special dialect invented by the Chinese and compretery incomplehensible to all.
once had a Japanese camera - in the instructions was 'this camera is designed to be used hanging by the neck'. It was an SLR with removeable lens and the strict instruction 'do not touch the flipping mirror'
😄😄
Quote from: Scrumpy on March 17, 2024, 12:52:53 PMAnd men don't wait for the paint to dry.. They keep touching it..
And blame the screw if it is not long enough..
Unlike women who blame the men if the screw isn't long enough.
Quote from: Michael Rolls on March 17, 2024, 03:57:31 PMonce had a Japanese camera - in the instructions was 'this camera is designed to be used hanging by the neck'. It was an SLR with removeable lens and the strict instruction 'do not touch the flipping mirror'
I remember there being a Chinese takeaway next door to a cobblers. The signage was one of those freaks of nature ... "Lee Key's". "Shoe Repairs"
Quote from: Diasi on March 17, 2024, 05:46:35 PMUnlike women who blame the men if the screw isn't long enough.
I had a feeling you'd pick up on that! ☺️😊
:grin: :grin: :grin: He falls for it every time
Quote from: GrannyMac on March 17, 2024, 07:25:53 PMI had a feeling you'd pick up on that! ☺️😊
Quote from: Scrumpy on March 18, 2024, 09:20:39 AM:grin: :grin: :grin: He falls for it every time
I just wait for you to feed me the starter so I just have to add the punchline. Lol :grin:
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Why do men think they are the only one's who can work the remote control.?
You really shouldn't be worrying your pretty little head about the technical stuff. :grin:
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: You have me weighed up Sir..
Truth be told, all women really need to know is how to use a tin opener. And all those numbers on hobs and ovens are entirely unnecessary. Just label for three settings - cool, medium and hot will more than suffice.
I don't even need to know that, I can boil a kettle though. :grin:
Can I boil a kettle on top of the cooker.. Or do I just use that cord thingy that is attached to it.. ?
Both at the same time. Make sure you stick your elbow in it to see if it's getting warmer.
Quote from: dextrous63 on March 19, 2024, 01:30:34 PMBoth at the same time. Make sure you stick your elbow in it to see if it's getting warmer.
Why do men think women are stupid..?
They're the ones who don't see Mac trouncing me on Octurdal most days :rolleyes:
Quote from: Scrumpy on March 20, 2024, 03:37:30 PMWhy do men think women are stupid..?
Women are not stupid, at least most of them. I speak from personal experience: Marge.
Quote from: klondike on March 20, 2024, 03:40:16 PMThey're the ones who don't see Mac trouncing me on Octurdal most days :rolleyes:
Very kind of you, but I'd say its more even, you've had a few bad ones recently.
Quote from: Scrumpy on March 20, 2024, 03:37:30 PMWhy do men think women are stupid..?
We don't, in general. Just the ones we meet😬
Quote from: klondike on March 20, 2024, 03:40:16 PMThey're the ones who don't see Mac trouncing me on Octurdal most days :rolleyes:
What the hell is Octurdal? Nothing to do with turds, I hope.
Its actually Octordle. Sorry to disappoint. :grin:
See. I can't even spell it. :sad:
Why are women better at wrapping presents ?
A bit of string and brown paper looks like a gift from Liberty when a woman has finished with it..
Why are women always able to find something they've had for years in the back of their wardrobes that looks brand new.
:grin: :grin: :grin:
Quote from: klondike on March 22, 2024, 05:30:20 PMWhy are women always able to find something they've had for years in the back of their wardrobes that looks brand new.
Because whenever they buy something new they only wear it once. Thereafter it is out of fashion and they feel the need to buy something new, or newer.
Then they find the first cast-off and consider that it is now fashionable again.
You see. I really do understand women after all.
More like it is brand new and they've put it in the back of a wardrobe to hide the fact that they've spent money unnecessarily (yet again!!!) so when they take it out it looks like they've had it for ages.
Why do men think that the suit they were married in 30 years ago still fits them.. :grin: :grin: :nooo:
Quote from: Scrumpy on March 22, 2024, 06:56:05 PMWhy do men think that the suit they were married in 30 years ago still fits them.. :grin: :grin: :nooo:
Mine does. Actually, come to think of it, I can't find it now. I'll bet Marge has thrown it out.
A suit I bought in 1987 still fits me & I still wear it when a suit is needed.
March 22, 2024, 10:03:51 PMQuote from: klondike on March 20, 2024, 03:40:16 PMThey're the ones who don't see Mac trouncing me on Octurdal most days :rolleyes:
I thought Octurdal was a person who had to poop eight times a day.
Quote from: Scrumpy on March 22, 2024, 06:56:05 PMWhy do men think that the suit they were married in 30 years ago still fits them.. :grin: :grin: :nooo:
I have three suits, all bought over 30 years ago and all three still fit me
I still have one bought 5 years ago because the wardrobe had shrunk the others. I won't be trying it on. I think I might need a better wardrobe.
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Why is a man never really listening to a conversation..
Unless the conversation involves the words 'food' or 'sex'..
Only then have they heard every word you are saying..
Quote from: Scrumpy on March 24, 2024, 01:40:35 PMWhy is a man never really listening to a conversation..
Unless the conversation involves the words 'food' or 'sex'..
Only then have they heard every word you are saying..
Why is a woman never really listening to a conversation...
unless the conversation involves the words 'clothes' or 'furniture', etc.
You missed hairstyles, perfume, grandkids, TV shows. We have a wide range of interests doncha know! :wink:
Quote from: GrannyMac on March 24, 2024, 08:25:46 PMYou missed hairstyles, perfume, grandkids, TV shows. We have a wide range of interests doncha know! :wink:
A small number of women even take an interest in the Organ.
Anna Lapwood is a present favourite.
Being a young woman, and rather pretty, for some reason she has become quite a favourite in organ music...
for some reason.
Waiting for Phil.
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He will have a field day with that one..
I think so too. 😁
He's playing it cool .. 😎
We spoiled it.
Why is it only a woman that knows how to put a new toilet roll in the loo..
I've only just seen it so I've had a look at her on YouTube.
The Albert Hall organ certainly gave a good selection of knobs to pull.