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Started by klondike, September 17, 2023, 11:00:29 AM

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In a large, international company, ten cannibals are hired as part of a diversity program. For a year the company's productivity has been growing steadily and the management is very satisfied.

One morning, the area manager summons the cannibals:

A cleaning lady has disappeared, does anyone know anything about it?

All the cannibals shake their heads. The division manager accepts the answer and leaves. Then the chief of the cannibals stands up and says sharply: who was it?

A young cannibal explains whimpering: I had worked all night and was so hungry and then she came and looked so delicious.

The chief yells at him: Are you crazy! We've been living off middle management here for a year and no one notices, and you idiot eats a cleaning lady!



Amusing and with more than an element of truth.
Would that we could all consume unnecessary managers, though I think the higher up the chain you go you'd find they are far too fatty.
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