Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Writing limericks is good for the brain
I'll try not to write two lines again
I tried so hard I really did
There should be a penalty - at least a quid

[Scrumpy]

Writing limericks is good for the brain
I'll try not to write two lines again
I tried so hard I really did
There should be a penalty- at least a quid
Klondike- you are barred from the game

[Alex]

I was only wondering should I join in
Or would that be a venial sin ?

[Scrumpy]

I was only wondering should I join in
Or would that be a venial sin ?
Go for it Alex- write two lines at a time
I'm at your back. You will be fine

[Alex]

I was only wondering should I join in
Or would that be a venial sin ?
Go for it Alex- write two lines at a time
I'm at your back. You will be fine
OK I'll take the flack on the chin !


Vince was polishing the hearse's brass knobs

[Scrumpy]

Vince was polishing the hearse's brass knobs
I thought Hearse's read Horse's, it didn't, thank God

[Scrumpy]

Vince was polishing the hearse's brass knobs
I thought Hearse's read Horses, it didn't, thank God
The knobs were gleaming and shining bright

[GrannyMac]

Vince was polishing the hearse's brass knobs
I thought Hearse's read Horses, it didn't, thank God
The knobs were gleaming and shining bright
Catching the light on a dismal night
For all his effort, Vince only got ten bob.

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Vince was happy working with the dead

[Alex]

Vince was happy working with the dead
Although night shifts he really did dread.

[Scrumpy]

Vince was happy working with the dead
Although some night shifts he really did dread
He thought he heard singing- A Tom Jones song 

[Alex]

Vince was happy working with the dead
Although some night shifts he really did dread
He thought he heard singing- A Tom Jones song
But 'That's not unusual' in a shift 12 hours long

[GrannyMac]

Vince was happy working with the dead
Although some night shifts he really did dread
He thought he heard singing- A Tom Jones song
But 'That's not unusual' in a shift 12 hours long
But it was 'I'm too Sexy' by Right Said Fred,

          *********************

Jed was a baker working through the night 

[Scrumpy]

Jed was a baker working through the night
Hoping his Cob would rise just right

[Ruthio]

Jed was a baker working through the night
Hoping his Cob would rise just right
But this time it sank

[GrannyMac]

Jed was a baker working through the night
Hoping his Cob would rise just right
But this time it sank
And it tasted quite rank