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Title: Allegedly true....
Post by: Floydy on February 05, 2022, 11:46:13 PM
The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and the British authorities.The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.


BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.


AMERICANS: Recommend YOU divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.


BRITS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.


AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.


BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.


AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS ACCOMPANY US. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.


BRITS: This is a lighthouse. Your call....
Title: Re: Allegedly true....
Post by: zoony on February 06, 2022, 12:45:36 AM
 :grin: :grin:  So absolutely believable!
Title: Re: Allegedly true....
Post by: Michael Rolls on February 06, 2022, 03:16:02 AM
read it many times before and still enjoy it
Mike
Title: Re: Allegedly true....
Post by: Michael Rolls on February 06, 2022, 03:17:22 AM
oh, and I am pretty sure that it is an urban legend - the USN radars would have had no problem in identifying a static object as opposed to a moving vessel
Mike
Title: Re: Allegedly true....
Post by: Scrumpy on February 06, 2022, 05:05:42 PM
 :grin: :grin: :grin: