Quote from: Raven on Today at 12:16:03 PMI believe it was tried but as you know Chris disabled the PM on the other forum. I don't think anyone had his email, not that I know of anyway.Tell me about it!
Only way would have been an open post and Chris would have just loved that.
Quote from: klondike on Today at 12:10:56 PMA man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.🤣🤣🤣
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
The man perks up.
"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite countertops."
Quote from: JBR on Today at 11:13:56 AMSimple. Use anti-climb paint, which of course never dries.Which takes us back to the stupidity of this Act because if you didn't display a sign saying Anti-Climb Paint & the intruder slipped & fell you could be sued for damages.
Then put up a sign saying 'WET PAINT', and leave it there permanently.
The thick vandals will see it, wait a couple of days for the paint to dry, then clamber up!
Quote from: klondike on Today at 09:22:21 AMDoes shouting "Sod off or you'll get a butt full of buckshot" count? If so maybe the home defence argument changes.Such threatening language may upset them.
Quote from: Diasi on Today at 09:00:53 AMFor the purposes of the Act the occupier is the person who has control of the land / premises & if a person who is on the land / premises sustains an injury the occupier can be sued for damages unless they can show that all reasonable steps were taken to prevent any injuries.Simple. Use anti-climb paint, which of course never dries.
Warning signs about any potential harmful risks being part of complying with the Act.
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