Good old England..

Started by Scrumpy, August 16, 2022, 12:23:32 PM

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Scrumpy


She just loves to have something to worry about..
On the radio today.. 'How to prepare for a flash flood'.. Sacking in front of your door..
Move precious photographs from bottom shelf..

'Leaves on the line' in the Autumn.. trains cancelled..  
'Wrong sort of rain'. we need long periods of gentle rain.. 
'Amber Alert' ... 'Red Alert'... Heatwaves..
 'Hurricane heading our way' .. batten down the hatches..
Monkeypox.. One lover per person.. recommended ..
Don't eat it unless it's fresh..
Panic buy.. Toilet rolls .. candles.. WATER !! People are panic buying already..

Please add to list...
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

As I have posted before, if the end of civilisation seems night, the Americans buy guns, the Brits buy toilet rolls
Mike
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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klondike

It's all right for you. Everywhere is out of stock around here and I'm down to my last half dozen 24 packs...

Alex

It's ok here at the moment, if you get desperate I'll pop you a pack in the post  :grin:

Diasi

Quote from: klondike on August 16, 2022, 02:02:19 PMIt's all right for you. Everywhere is out of stock around here and I'm down to my last half dozen 24 packs...
Lol, I got it.  :clap:
Make every day count, each day is precious.
"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal".  (Cassandra)
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Ashy

Today's flood warning

It rained a bit this afternoon. More rain is expected during the week.

klondike

Thunderstorms expected. Country in lockdown until the danger passes.

Scrumpy

#7
:grin: :grin: :grin:

August 16, 2022, 07:51:49 PM
Every household will receive a letter explaining why the post office is on strike..
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ashy

Now I receive a letter from the council that says if I expose myself to the post office I will be given £150. I don't want their lousy £150 but it will pay the car tax.

Michael Rolls

Quote from: klondike on August 16, 2022, 02:02:19 PMIt's all right for you. Everywhere is out of stock around here and I'm down to my last half dozen 24 packs...
:clap:  :clap:  :clap:
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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Scrumpy


'Don't worry, there isn't a hurricane on the way'.   :wink:
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

You can all stop worrying.

WE ARE SAVED. HMG have ordered enough for all...


Michael Rolls

Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
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Alex


Ashy

Yes I've got one of those, very effective I think.