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Title: Good old England..
Post by: Scrumpy on August 16, 2022, 12:23:32 PM

She just loves to have something to worry about..
On the radio today.. 'How to prepare for a flash flood'.. Sacking in front of your door..
Move precious photographs from bottom shelf..

'Leaves on the line' in the Autumn.. trains cancelled..  
'Wrong sort of rain'. we need long periods of gentle rain.. 
'Amber Alert' ... 'Red Alert'... Heatwaves..
 'Hurricane heading our way' .. batten down the hatches..
Monkeypox.. One lover per person.. recommended ..
Don't eat it unless it's fresh..
Panic buy.. Toilet rolls .. candles.. WATER !! People are panic buying already..

Please add to list...
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: Michael Rolls on August 16, 2022, 12:33:22 PM
As I have posted before, if the end of civilisation seems night, the Americans buy guns, the Brits buy toilet rolls
Mike
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: klondike on August 16, 2022, 02:02:19 PM
It's all right for you. Everywhere is out of stock around here and I'm down to my last half dozen 24 packs...
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: Alex on August 16, 2022, 02:24:00 PM
It's ok here at the moment, if you get desperate I'll pop you a pack in the post  :grin:
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: Diasi on August 16, 2022, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: klondike on August 16, 2022, 02:02:19 PMIt's all right for you. Everywhere is out of stock around here and I'm down to my last half dozen 24 packs...
Lol, I got it.  :clap:
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: Ashy on August 16, 2022, 04:26:38 PM
Today's flood warning

It rained a bit this afternoon. More rain is expected during the week.
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: klondike on August 16, 2022, 05:07:26 PM
Thunderstorms expected. Country in lockdown until the danger passes.
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: Scrumpy on August 16, 2022, 07:47:57 PM
:grin: :grin: :grin:

August 16, 2022, 07:51:49 PM
Every household will receive a letter explaining why the post office is on strike..
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: Ashy on August 16, 2022, 08:15:12 PM
Now I receive a letter from the council that says if I expose myself to the post office I will be given £150. I don't want their lousy £150 but it will pay the car tax.
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: Michael Rolls on August 16, 2022, 09:50:49 PM
Quote from: klondike on August 16, 2022, 02:02:19 PMIt's all right for you. Everywhere is out of stock around here and I'm down to my last half dozen 24 packs...
:clap:  :clap:  :clap:
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: Scrumpy on August 17, 2022, 08:31:04 AM

'Don't worry, there isn't a hurricane on the way'.   :wink:
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: klondike on August 17, 2022, 08:53:28 AM
You can all stop worrying.

WE ARE SAVED. HMG have ordered enough for all...

(https://i.postimg.cc/MpyqgPfT/saved.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: Michael Rolls on August 17, 2022, 09:04:05 AM
very apt!
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: Alex on August 17, 2022, 01:34:10 PM
 :grin:  :grin:  :grin:
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: Ashy on August 17, 2022, 03:50:36 PM
Yes I've got one of those, very effective I think.
Title: Re: Good old England..
Post by: Scrumpy on August 17, 2022, 04:17:33 PM
I find that padded bras are a Godsend should you bump into someone head on.