Crackers

Ashy · December 21, 2023, 01:06:00 PM

First tailor: How do you make a pair of suit trousers last?

Second tailor: Make the jacket first.

GrannyMac · December 21, 2023, 01:54:38 PM

😁😁

What do you call an old snowman?

Water. 🥶

GrannyMac · December 21, 2023, 07:04:23 PM

Phoned the toyshop, asked if they had the game Operation.

They said they did, but there's a three year waiting list. 😉

klondike · December 21, 2023, 07:54:27 PM

Ashy · December 21, 2023, 08:05:52 PM

Alex · December 21, 2023, 08:50:49 PM

dextrous63 · December 21, 2023, 09:18:25 PM

Why don't matches work anymore?

Because they're all on strike.

Michael Rolls · December 22, 2023, 04:29:57 AM

GrannyMac · December 22, 2023, 05:55:37 AM

klondike · December 22, 2023, 08:31:34 AM

Diasi · December 22, 2023, 08:57:10 AM

Ashy · February 04, 2024, 05:21:37 PM

Why did the corpse wear a watch?

To be dead on time.

Scrumpy · February 04, 2024, 06:32:39 PM

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you.
But if you donate five kidneys , they call the police.

Judd · February 04, 2024, 08:13:45 PM

I've shortened the rope on the bucket they use to collect water in the local village...

That didn't go down well.

Ashy · March 04, 2024, 04:43:01 PM

What do you call a man who can't sleep?

Awake.