How are the mighty fallen

[Michael Rolls]

At the very top of the front page, the Telegraph has a flyer of a particular article inside. Not a news headline as such, the article could be about anything.
Couple of days ago, the flyer read 'Samantha Cameron says I have to tell David to avoid the middle aisl at Aldi'
I looked at in basement – what has Aldi's middle aisle to do with anything? Who is Samantha Cameron that I should care what she says – and who is David?
Then the penny dropped. It's 'im wot cut and run rather than implement the decision of the voters who gave him his very well paid jib, his super pension, his comfortable apartment, etc,,

[Alex]

Perhaps David  is a shopaholic ? 

[Michael Rolls]

would explain it - he has to spend all that money somewhere