Quora and Ukraine

[klondike]

I don't recall subscribing to them but I get daily newsletters from Quora with selected Q&As on the Ukraine war. I enjoyed this one...

Russia says it is looking into reports British SAS special forces were deployed to Ukraine. What will Russia do if the reports are true?

Imaginary conversation between me and Putin :
Me : Why are you in Ukraine?
Putin: We are in Ukraine to fight NATO and the west
Me : Oh boy, and how is that going? How many losses have you sustained?
Putin : around 20 000 of our best troops have died, more then double of that is injured , 8 generals have died and our whole army is reported to have its power reduced in half, we lost our flag ship battleship the Moskva and lost thousands of our tanks
Me : That's brutal. What about NATO and the west, what's their losses?
Putin : None, they have not showed up yet