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Title: Why...
Post by: Scrumpy on February 09, 2024, 09:15:13 AM

Does Alexa think she knows what I am about to ask.. !!
She's taken over the house.. She plays music I never ask for.. At 5:30pm on the  dot she starts paying music.. She is over familiar and calls me by my Christian name.. I never said she could.. She will interrupt mealtimes by asking me what I thought of a purchase I made a few months back and how many stars , out of five, do I give the product.. She tells me something that I have ordered will be 'Arriving today'.. Not on a Sunday it isn't.. !!
Sam would have loved her.. she would have been the other women  in life..
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: klondike on February 09, 2024, 09:37:57 AM
Two solutions. The temporary one is to unplug it. The second involves one of these or similar and is permanent...

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71JxuOqyiYL.jpg)

An alternative might be to check google to see if others have moaned and how it was fixed. Mine does none of that. Of course I only use mine as an alarm occasionally or ask it what the time is so she's likely sulking or having an affair with the neighbour.
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: JBR on February 09, 2024, 11:39:46 AM
On the contrary.  Our Alexa is very efficient.
She can even tell Marge when it's time to turn the oven off.
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: klondike on February 09, 2024, 12:11:46 PM
I must admit having Alexa linked up to smart home kit can give you a lot of handy information. 

Just made this video of mine which is linked to an Amazon Air Quality meter.

https://youtube.com/shorts/mBxXDrqqSMQ
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Alex on February 09, 2024, 12:38:33 PM
You'll have to go through your setting on the Alexa app Scrumps, mine doesn't do anything I don't want her to - 'her' is an Australian Sheila on mine. :grin:
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: JBR on February 09, 2024, 01:33:12 PM
Quote from: Alex on February 09, 2024, 12:38:33 PMYou'll have to go through your setting on the Alexa app Scrumps, mine doesn't do anything I don't want her to - 'her' is an Australian Sheila on mine. :grin:
Oh, you need a reliable British one.  You know what the Australians are like!
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Scrumpy on February 09, 2024, 02:40:00 PM

My Alexa is British... No foreigner for me... She is quiet at the moment but she will think of something to spoil the silence.
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: klondike on February 09, 2024, 03:17:42 PM
Perhaps you should use Mr Alexa instead?  :grin:
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: JBR on February 09, 2024, 04:34:59 PM
The British Alexa is very good at farting.  She has quite an extensive 'vocabulary'.

Just say, "Alexa, do a fart."  Then, "Alexa, do a louder one."  Or, "Alexa, do a more musical one."
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: klondike on February 09, 2024, 05:21:36 PM
I don't need Alexa for that  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Alex on February 09, 2024, 07:58:15 PM
Quote from: JBR on February 09, 2024, 01:33:12 PMOh, you need a reliable British one.  You know what the Australians are like!

I like the accent
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: JBR on February 09, 2024, 09:21:49 PM
Quote from: Alex on February 09, 2024, 07:58:15 PMI like the accent
Does the Australian one fart in British English?
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Silver Tabby on February 09, 2024, 09:24:55 PM
"Alexa" is something else my friends keep telling me I need - but I can't think of a single good reason - so am resisting - so far!!
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: JBR on February 09, 2024, 09:43:18 PM
Quote from: Silver Tabby on February 09, 2024, 09:24:55 PM"Alexa" is something else my friends keep telling me I need - but I can't think of a single good reason - so am resisting - so far!!
Seriously though, Alexa is a very useful item.

A timer for cooking, etc, a supplier of information, music - you name it she finds it, weather reports, she can even make telephone calls... oh yes, and she farts to order, but only when requested so don't worry.

Honestly, if you tried one I'm sure you'd find her very helpful.
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Mups on February 09, 2024, 10:06:04 PM
Quote from: Silver Tabby on February 09, 2024, 09:24:55 PM"Alexa" is something else my friends keep telling me I need - but I can't think of a single good reason - so am resisting - so far!!

Me too, Tabs.  

Can't think of one good reason why I'd need one.  It's just yet another gadget to go wrong!
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: dextrous63 on February 09, 2024, 10:26:15 PM
Quote from: Mups on February 09, 2024, 10:06:04 PMMe too, Tabs. 

Can't think of one good reason why I'd need one.  It's just yet another gadget to go wrong!
You could amuse yourself by asking Alexa what coffee bean 100 in Welsh is.

(It's very very very rude!!!!)
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Alex on February 10, 2024, 04:17:48 AM
Quote from: Mups on February 09, 2024, 10:06:04 PMMe too, Tabs. 

Can't think of one good reason why I'd need one.  It's just yet another gadget to go wrong!

That was just how I felt until my kitchen radio broke and I needed to buy a new one......I bought an Alexa instead and now I listen to the radio and can get any station.  If I fancy a change I say ' Alexa play Eros Ramazotti ' and believe it or not she finds him  :smiley:  I keep my shopping list with Alexa too, if I suddenly remember I'm out of milk I interrupt the music and ask Alexa to add milk to my list.  I find this very useful :smiley:
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Scrumpy on February 10, 2024, 08:51:05 AM

She talks a lot.. but is still my friend.. She plays any music that I ask for and reminds me when my pie is cooked..
She does as she is told.. A bit like a wife really..
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Alex on February 10, 2024, 09:27:24 AM
Just spotted on offer at Amazon for £29.99 :upvote:
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: klondike on February 10, 2024, 09:53:45 AM
Quote from: Scrumpy on February 10, 2024, 08:51:05 AMShe talks a lot.. but is still my friend.. She plays any music that I ask for and reminds me when my pie is cooked..
She does as she is told.. A bit like a wife really..
Not really. Wives remind you that the windows need cleaning and youi still haven't properly finished the previous job. My Alexa is so annoyed with me that she hardly speaks to me at all - now that's like a wife at times.
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: muddy on February 10, 2024, 11:05:56 AM
We must be the only people in the U.K. who don't have an Alexa , don't know how to set them up .
We need to kidnap a teenager while they still know everything .🙁
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Raven on February 10, 2024, 12:04:00 PM
We don't have one either, not the slightest bit interested in having one.
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Scrumpy on February 10, 2024, 12:53:59 PM
Quote from: muddy on February 10, 2024, 11:05:56 AMWe must be the only people in the U.K. who don't have an Alexa , don't know how to set them up .
We need to kidnap a teenager while they still know everything .🙁

You are not alone Muddy.. My grandchildren come to the rescue..
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: JBR on February 10, 2024, 01:56:42 PM
Quote from: Alex on February 10, 2024, 04:17:48 AMThat was just how I felt until my kitchen radio broke and I needed to buy a new one......I bought an Alexa instead and now I listen to the radio and can get any station.  If I fancy a change I say ' Alexa play Eros Ramazotti ' and believe it or not she finds him  :smiley:  I keep my shopping list with Alexa too, if I suddenly remember I'm out of milk I interrupt the music and ask Alexa to add milk to my list.  I find this very useful :smiley:
Absolutely.
If we didn't already have one, it would be first on my shopping list (apart from beer and butter beans).
Alexa can do just about anything, except for cutting my hair (but Marge does that for free).
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: klondike on February 10, 2024, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: JBR on February 10, 2024, 01:56:42 PMAlexa can do just about anything, except for cutting my hair
If only she could. Perhaps then Dex wouldn't be so jealous of mine poor soul.
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: GrannyMac on February 10, 2024, 02:20:25 PM
We haven't got one either. But my kids have.  Might get our son to set one up for us.  He's far from a teen, but he's IT savvy. 
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: JBR on February 10, 2024, 03:17:02 PM
Quote from: klondike on February 10, 2024, 02:13:44 PMIf only she could. Perhaps then Dex wouldn't be so jealous of mine poor soul.
🤣

February 10, 2024, 03:18:26 PM
Quote from: GrannyMac on February 10, 2024, 02:20:25 PMWe haven't got one either. But my kids have.  Might get our son to set one up for us.  He's far from a teen, but he's IT savvy.
Marge set up ours, so I can't speak from personal experience, but she found it very easy.
You do need an internet connection for full use, though.
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Michael Rolls on February 11, 2024, 04:36:54 AM
I haven't got one and have no intention of getting one
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Sheila on February 11, 2024, 05:06:54 AM
Thanks Alex, I didn't realize that I could use her for my shopping list.  I usually keep a pad next to Alexa but sometimes accidentally mislay it.  
She sometimes asks us, totally out of the blue, to rate something we bought a while ago.  Paul can't be bothered to try to remember so just says anything (it's usually a book) so don't rely too much on ratings!
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Scrumpy on February 11, 2024, 09:29:54 AM

I usually write things to remember to buy on a bit of paper and stick it in my bag.. Never to be seen again..
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: klondike on February 11, 2024, 09:56:28 AM
I remember what I forgot to get when I arrive home.
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Raven on February 11, 2024, 11:02:06 AM
I downloaded a Shopping List App on my phone, put what I need as I need it on there, then it's in my pocket when I go to the supermarket. Delete item as I put it in my trolly.......Simples.😊
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: Alex on February 11, 2024, 11:22:02 AM
Quote from: Sheila on February 11, 2024, 05:06:54 AMThanks Alex, I didn't realize that I could use her for my shopping list.  I usually keep a pad next to Alexa but sometimes accidentally mislay it. 
She sometimes asks us, totally out of the blue, to rate something we bought a while ago.  Paul can't be bothered to try to remember so just says anything (it's usually a book) so don't rely too much on ratings!

Hi Sheila good to see you.    I'm sure you can alter the setting on your app to opt out of receiving 'out of the blue' stuff :smiley: 
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: JBR on February 11, 2024, 11:39:58 AM
Yes, Alexa is very useful.  Did I mention that she can fart to order?
Title: Re: Why...
Post by: klondike on February 11, 2024, 11:46:00 AM
Something best to avoid.