King Charles 111

Started by Diasi, September 09, 2022, 10:06:16 AM

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Diasi

Even though I'm a Republican I do offer Charles my congratulations on becoming King Charles 111.

I have this mental image of him, in his room on his own, punching the air & shouting, but not too loudly, "Yessss, at last!"

I do hope he keeps to his word about trimming the Monarchy & does it honestly & not by rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

He could do himself some good PR by stripping the 'Sweaty Nonce' of all his titles & kicking him out of the Royal Family.
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Raven

Who is "sweaty nonce" if you mean Andrew or Harry both were born royal prince's, and as far as I'm aware they can't be kicked out.
There are a couple of Scunners in my family who I would love to kick out, but can't, as they were born into our family, whether I like it or not. And I don't like.

Ashy

Some threads really lower the tone.

Alex

The new King has given Kate and William the titles of Prince and Princess of Wales, I imagine Megan will be fuming  :grin:

Ashy

Yay! We're going to have an investiture! Letters patent and all that.

Raven

Quote from: Alex on September 09, 2022, 07:23:39 PMThe new King has given Kate and William the titles of Prince and Princess of Wales, I imagine Megan will be fuming  :grin:

Naw, surely not. Isn't "The Prince of Wales" a title only the next heir to the throne can use? She will (or should) be aware of this.

Alex

Quote from: Raven on September 09, 2022, 08:23:46 PMNaw, surely not. Isn't "The Prince of Wales" a title only the next heir to the throne can use? She will (or should) be aware of this.

I just meant she'll be fuming Kate gets Diana's old title.  :smiley:

Raven

Too bad, she would never have been entitled to it, sooooo tough.  :wink:

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Diasi

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Quote from: Raven on September 09, 2022, 03:54:30 PMWho is "sweaty nonce" if you mean Andrew or Harry both were born royal prince's, and as far as I'm aware they can't be kicked out.
There are a couple of Scunners in my family who I would love to kick out, but can't, as they were born into our family, whether I like it or not. And I don't like.
This will explain the 'Sweaty Nonce' for you & the context in which I used the name.

The piss-taking parody got to the top of the song charts at the time of the Royal Jubilee which is why it was released.



September 09, 2022, 10:47:02 PM
Quote from: Ashy on September 09, 2022, 04:21:54 PMSome threads really lower the tone.
I agree but this one will, hopefully, raise the tone as it's a rendition by the London Voices Choir.

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Raven

Thankyou Diasi. Oh Dear,  That's the first I've heard of that. 😲 😲 😲

Diasi

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Quote from: Raven on September 10, 2022, 06:25:18 AMThankyou Diasi. Oh Dear,  That's the first I've heard of that. 😲 😲 😲
I find the tune makes it a really catchy singalong song.

What's interesting is that the Kunts (name of the band) haven't been sued by Andrew, but the reason may be that it would be a civil case & the test for a civil case is based on 'the balance of probabilities' & the available evidence & witness statements led him to think they would show that, on the balance of probabilities, he did have an inappropriate relationship with the under-age girl.

P.S.  In the Sweaty Nonce song there's a line-up of Andrew, Epstein, Savile & a 4th, at the end, who I don't recognise.

I thought they'd have use Harris or Clifford, but they didn't for some reason.

Does anyone know who he is?

September 10, 2022, 07:54:32 AM
There are quite a few piss-taking video clips about the 'sweaty nonce' & this one I find very amusing.

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klondike

I like a challenge but that one has me beat. 

A snapshot from the video. For some reason the face said football to me but I have no idea why






Diasi

Quote from: klondike on September 10, 2022, 09:36:32 AMGot it. Tim Westwood (who he?)

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2022/apr/26/dj-tim-westwood-accused-of-sexual-misconduct-by-multiple-women


Well done. Yes, that'll be him, whoever he is.

I Googled 'paedophile footballers' & it came up with an Adam Johnson, but your guy looks nearer the mark.

Adam-Johnson-sex-allegations.jpg
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