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#91
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by GrannyMac - May 26, 2024, 01:05:36 PM
Giuseppe was famous for delicious ice cream
An enormous cornet was Sally's dream
With an enormous cherry and a sticky up Flake
When she heard his jingle she just couldn't wait
#92
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Scrumpy - May 26, 2024, 12:38:58 PM

Giuseppe was famous for delicious ice cream
An enormous cornet was Sally's dream
With an enormous cherry and a sticky up Flake
#93
General Discussion / Re: Reduce crime and increase ...
Last post by dextrous63 - May 26, 2024, 12:24:03 PM
Lex asina est

#94
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by klondike - May 26, 2024, 12:07:16 PM
Giuseppe was famous for delicious ice cream
An enormous cornet was Sally's dream
#95
General Discussion / Re: Reduce crime and increase ...
Last post by klondike - May 26, 2024, 12:03:14 PM
As I said our law acts in their favour and neither of those options are possible. About the only one that is, it would seem, is for them to stay here and sponge or melt away into the black economy doing such tasks as washing our cars or growing plants in empty properties. Sadly the latter doesn't recuce our CO₂ emmisions as the scallywags will be using 24x7 lighting powered by bypassed electricity meters and the stuff just gets burned in the end anyway.
#96
General Discussion / Re: Reduce crime and increase ...
Last post by dextrous63 - May 26, 2024, 11:57:35 AM
If they are unwilling to provide details of their country of origin then either..

1/.  They have no right to request asylum, or
2/.  We can choose our best guess of an unpleasant country to drop them off in.

As for what happens when they get there, well they should have thought of that before committing the crime.  As ye sow,...
#97
General Discussion / Re: Broadmoor
Last post by klondike - May 26, 2024, 11:57:23 AM
If it's unoccupied  for very long Capita will be taking it over for housing our unwanted guests from across the channel.
#98
Announcements / Re: Hi all
Last post by klondike - May 26, 2024, 11:54:49 AM
Quote from: JBR on May 26, 2024, 10:56:11 AMNot I.  Sadly, I have been effectively banned from that place!
Oh you could if you wished. I was banned and could if I chose. Oddly enough I haven't done that.
#99
General Discussion / Re: Reduce crime and increase ...
Last post by klondike - May 26, 2024, 11:51:29 AM
Quote from: dextrous63 on May 26, 2024, 09:00:01 AMshould automatically be returned to their country of origin.
The law produces two obstacles to that.
First proving their country of origin.
Two they can't be sent anywhere that would be dangerous for them.
For instance most of the third world muslim countries throw homosexuals off tall buildings or any that have renounced Islam both of which are easly enough for the scallywags to claim. If they get here our laws are so biased in their favour that they can't be sent back and sadly we can't throw them from high building ourselves. Well not until we have been overerrun to the point where Sharia law prevails and we can go it for a bit of stoning, chucking from high building, cutting bits off, etc. etc.
#100
Announcements / Re: Hi all
Last post by dextrous63 - May 26, 2024, 11:45:07 AM
Have you tried posting anything to see if you're still on premod?