If you were a member of the armed forces I don't doubt you have. My late brother in law was in one of the Guards regiments and was a wepons instructor. Based in the Tower at one time. He had a load of entertining tales but some were pretty dark too.

Quote from: dextrous63 on May 25, 2024, 01:44:40 PMSo many things could and should be done.  Sadly, I don't think that our legislators have the guts to do them.

I'm sure our legislators don't have the guts to do anything remotely productive.

So many things could and should be done.  Sadly, I don't think that our legislators have the guts to do them.

Quote from: GrannyMac on May 25, 2024, 11:36:53 AMDon't start on Independence for Yorkshire please! 😁

There are already several hundred Civil Service jobs in Sheffield, the Home office occupies two large buildings.  I think it was David Blunkett who organised that, and it now looks as if more are on their way. 

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/sheffield-to-be-centre-for-policy-jobs-under-whitehall-shake-up

Oh, I'd move back instantly if we could run our own affairs.

The vicar did a runner with the organist named Sue
Her poor husband Brian didn't have a clue
The vicar's wife gave Brian a call
As it happened, he didn't care at all
Brian and the vicars wife were caught necking on a pew

Bring back the rope, that's free up some space.

JOB CENTRE on shed is brilliant..

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Nor me..  I was put on the naughty Step for touting for business..

Quote from: Ruthio on May 24, 2024, 10:43:45 PMThanks for the laughs Vladdikins 😘

I have so many tales which might also raise a chuckle....