This notice was on my Nextdoor site today..
There is a flasher driving around in a light coloured car in the area. An elderly neighbour had a car pull up next to her and he exposed himself. This was around 11.20 this morning.
Someone replied :
Was that 11.20 inches or centimetres ?. It makes quite a difference.
Another reply asked:
Do we have a description.?
Reply:
He was about 6.5 inches with the right one slightly lower than the left.
Quote from: Scrumpy on December 19, 2023, 11:31:27 AMThis notice was on my Nextdoor site today..
There is a flasher driving around in a light coloured car in the area. An elderly neighbour had a car pull up next to her and he exposed himself. This was around 11.20 this morning.
Someone replied :
Was that 11.20 inches or centimetres ?. It makes quite a difference.
Another reply asked:
Do we have a description.?
Reply:
He was about 6.5 inches with the right one slightly lower than the left.
I believe that's considered to be the usual norm. Something to do with the right kidney being lower than the left due to the presence of the liver.
Perhaps there are certain exercises that men (and trannies?) can do to even them up a little.
Your nextdoor is more interesting than here. That's full of missing parcels and lost cats.
We get our share of lost dogs/cats and parcels..
And we get loads of 'Is this your cat that comes to me everyday to be fed'..?
'Saw a dog in the park off the lead.. Shall I phone the RSCA' ?
In the better weather we get quite a few dumped bike seen at.....
We get a few flasher posts on ours :x3:
Its mainly missing cats, nicked cars, dog poo, and parcels going to wrong addresses on ours. :x4:
I'm not busy tomorrow so I shall stroll around and see if I come across him..
Must remember to keep my glasses on..
And carry a tape measure, ruler or vernier gauge. Accuracy may be required to make sure it's the same fella.
:grin: :grin:
You never know.. I might meet his big brother.. :clap:
Or Titch, his kid one.
Titch !!! It has to be said.. I have met him before..
I'm beginning to think this might be a posh area.... :x13:
Don't you believe it.. We is well posh..
Quote from: Scrumpy on December 19, 2023, 04:15:42 PMI'm not busy tomorrow so I shall stroll around and see if I come across him..
Must remember to keep my glasses on..
I'm sure he'll be ready to take up your offer, to help you find out ... :hmm:
Many years ago when the world was young I worked in the lab of a company that made aerials. I got a big discount on TV aerials and together with a bloke who worked in the factory we set up installing the new fangled BBC2 aerials evenings and weekends. It was a nice little earner until one day we discovered from the local paper that the bloke I was putting aerials up with was the infamous Hardingstone Woods flasher. He never returned to work and I never saw him again.
Did you get his autograph ?
Quote from: Alex on December 19, 2023, 07:18:02 PMDid you get his autograph ?
Did he write it in the snow😬
Quote from: klondike on December 19, 2023, 06:11:48 PMMany years ago when the world was young I worked in the lab of a company that made aerials. I got a big discount on TV aerials and together with a bloke who worked in the factory we set up installing the new fangled BBC2 aerials evenings and weekends. It was a nice little earner until one day we discovered from the local paper that the bloke I was putting aerials up with was the infamous Hardingstone Woods flasher. He never returned to work and I never saw him again.
He never returned to work and I never saw him againDoes that mean that you never got a second look .. !!
Quote from: Scrumpy on December 19, 2023, 04:15:42 PMI'm not busy tomorrow so I shall stroll around and see if I come across him..
Must remember to keep my glasses on..
So long as he doesn't come across you.
Quote from: Scrumpy on December 20, 2023, 08:48:11 AMHe never returned to work and I never saw him again
Does that mean that you never got a second look .. !!
I never got a first and he just vanished. He was never a mate just somebody I teamed up with to make a few bob working with - he'd got a van with a roof rack and I had some ladders.
We had a few laughs doing the job like having to fix a neighbour's aerial back up in the same lashing wire we were putting an aerial up using because one of us bumped against it and its lashing was rusty as hell and it started falling down. Both of us getting solid black faces with harvest flies up on a roof somewhere.
Seemed normal enough. Squinty eyes though. Squinty eyes :x2: