Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Wilfrid bought a toupee, it was coarse and really cheap
It was most uncomfortable and his head would overheat

[GrannyMac]

Wilfrid bought a toupee, it was coarse and really cheap
It was most uncomfortable and his head would overheat
He went out wearing it one really windy day

[Alex]

Wilfrid bought a toupee, it was coarse and really cheap
It was most uncomfortable and his head would overheat
He went out wearing it one really windy day
A strong gust caught him and the syrup blew away

[Scrumpy]

Wilfred bought a toupee, It was coarse and really cheap
It was most uncomfortable and his head would overheat
He went out wearing it one windy day
A strong gust caught him and the syrup blew away 
It is now laying on the head of Florrie the sheep

Dickie was excited he was off to sunny Spain

[GrannyMac]

Dickie was excited he was off to sunny Spain
He packed his budgie smugglers, and a mac in case of rain

[Scrumpy]

Dickie was excited he was off to sunny Spain
He packed his budgie smugglers, and a mac in case of rain
He also packed his Brut and a tin of good old Spam

[Alex]

Scrumpy
Dickie was excited he was off to sunny Spain
He packed his budgie smugglers, and a mac in case of rain
He also packed his Brut and a tin of good old Spam
Airport taxi time and Dickie was off to Birmingham

[Scrumpy]

Dickie was excited he was off to sunny Spain
He packed his budgie smugglers, and a mac in case of rain
He also packed his Brut and a tin of good old Spam
Airport taxi time and Dickie was off to Birmingham
Didn't he go to Spain then! Oh! what a bloody shame

[Scrumpy]

A seagull stole Bert's chips as he stood on Morecambe Bay

[Alex]

A seagull stole Bert's chips as he stood on Morecambe Bay
With bag firmly gripped in beak the buggar flew away

[Scrumpy]

A seagull stole Bert's chips as he stood on Morecambe Bay
With bag firmly gripped in beak the buggar flew away
Bert stood paralysed, hand hovering in mid air

[Alex]

A seagull stole Bert's chips as he stood on Morecambe Bay
With bag firmly gripped in beak the buggar flew away
Bert stood paralysed, hand hovering in mid air
Then a good Samaritan offered up her chair

[Scrumpy]

A seagull stole Bert's chips as he stood on Morecambe Bay
With bag firmly gripped in beak the buggar flew away
Bert stood paralysed , hand hovering in mid air
Then a good Samaritan offered up her chair
Where Bert and the lady snuggled down for the day

[Alex]

Alahu akhbar shouted Abdul as he took his council seat

[Scrumpy]

Allahu akbar shouted Abdul as he took his council seat
He knew he was guaranteed  that Virgins he would meet