A drunken bloke voted this a hit
He was partial to a hit of tit
He asked Lil out on a date
Lil smiled. He had fallen for the bait
Her transition wasn't at the final bit...

had my booster

on number 4 - ve hav vays of making you talk

Had my spring booster this morning. No side effects at all

Aha!  I think I know where I caught the lurgies.  Whilst invigilating an exam last week, I decided to read the information on a poster headed...Have You visited Wuhan Recently.

Although somewhat out of date, it may well have been infected by proxy!

Charley alpha Romeo, niner niner niner, bingo, full house. Over.

May 31, 2024, 06:36:56 PM

Quote from: klondike on May 31, 2024, 05:57:49 PMNot as weird as that bloke in the hospital with the lightbulb stuck up his bum. Kept whining on about his missing aniseed balls.

Talking of balls, scrumpy did a top job sucking my balls (of my feet).

Covid?  All this palaver cos those Chinkies decided to try it on by attacking us with Covid.
It's time we decided to repay them in kind.
I'm sure our people at Porton Down can come up with something appropriate.

Not as weird as that bloke in the hospital with the lightbulb stuck up his bum. Kept whining on about his missing aniseed balls.

I had my over 75 booster yesterday, the injection was painless.  Felt awful this morning, headache, backache, and a sore arm.  I've perked up after taking painkillers and having my nails done!   OH has decided against again, and I think that this is my last time.  I had covid quite severely right at the start, and I lived.

This thread is seriously weird, and funny! 😱😂