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#91
Jokes / Re: See you there....
Last post by dextrous63 - May 24, 2024, 05:53:09 PM
Wouldn't surprise me granny.  Mind you, we were given a free drink voucher, presumably as an apology for mucking us all about.
#92
The Chat Room / Re: P C Silliness !
Last post by JBR - May 24, 2024, 05:53:09 PM
I feel that I am somehow missing out here.

I received, today, a letter which has the name: 'Cyfeiriad Dychwelyd' on the back of the envelope.
Having absolutely no idea who the sender may have been (some foreigner I suppose), I hesitated to open it.  In fact, it is still lying next to me unopened and I am beginning to feel frightened of what I might find inside it.

To be perfectly honest, I find these scare tactics offensive.
I could, I suppose, write a letter of complaint to the provided address, but who knows what retribution they (whoever they are) might take.
#93
Jokes / Re: See you there....
Last post by GrannyMac - May 24, 2024, 05:50:57 PM
Those prices will be to pay for the repairs so they could open up the venue dex! 
#94
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by GrannyMac - May 24, 2024, 05:48:53 PM
Looking down gave Frank a fright
He realised he was scared of heights
Feeling dizzy when he looked down
He spotted, underneath her gown
An odd looking growth inside her tights!

           ***********

Was Crystal the one of whom Frank had dreamed?
#95
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Alex - May 24, 2024, 05:23:20 PM
Looking down gave Frank a fright
He realised he was scared of heights
Feeling dizzy when he looked down
#96
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by Scrumpy - May 24, 2024, 04:09:14 PM
Looking down gave Frank a fright
He realised he was scared of heights 
#97
The Chat Room / Re: P C Silliness !
Last post by dextrous63 - May 24, 2024, 03:52:05 PM
Quote from: Mups on May 24, 2024, 03:11:54 PMYes,  I agree, JBR.  It's like a new hobby for some people.
I find your comment offensive.
#98
Jokes / Re: See you there....
Last post by dextrous63 - May 24, 2024, 03:45:33 PM
650million behind the bar at the Coop Live Arena wouldn't get much of a round in.  £8.50 for a small tin of white wine!!🙄
#99
The Chat Room / Re: Lets write a Limerick, one...
Last post by klondike - May 24, 2024, 03:32:35 PM
Frank met Crystal outside the bingo hall
No trouble spotting her at nearly 7 foot tall
With stiletto heels she towered above
Frank had to climb up to kiss his love
Leaning a ladder against the wall

Looking down gave Frank a fright
#100
Jokes / Re: See you there....
Last post by JBR - May 24, 2024, 03:31:02 PM
Ah!  I've always said what a good chap he is.
(Like hell.)