I didn't buy a scratch card and saved £2. I wish I hadn't bought a £5 card 

I bought a scratch card.. Didn't win..

Mary's market stall was always busy
She sold humming toys and pills for the dizzy
Her discounted bargains racked up sails
From bottles of bleach to boxes of nails
and a yellowish drink that was always fizzy

Today at 11:13:17 AM
Pete got drunk and asked Doris to be his wife

Quote from: dextrous63 on Yesterday at 11:01:58 PMTarry May still be a Labour MP, but his constituency has long since deselected the imbecile as their next candidate.  So, wind and wee wee from the gobshite.

He seems to claim to be Labour MP for Ilford South, but it is reassuring that he has been deselected now.

On the other hand, it doesn't surprise me that a Labour MP has been trying to import additional voters from a society that would completely support Labour's policies were they given the right to vote which, of course, is no doubt Labour's overriding policy.

If, as is likely, Labour form the government later this year, at least things will become interesting!

 The  " juries " were  hand picked of course, but it's the public vote that counts.  The Jew haters can't believe how well Israel did !

Incidentally, her song 'Hurricane'  was originally called 'October Rain' which the organisers decided was 'political' 

Some people were very poor in those days, so the milk probably came in handy.

Quote from: Diasi on Today at 07:48:56 AMOn reading the headline I thought she had got millions of votes from the UK public but it seems that she got 307 votes from a selected panel of so-called public voters.

Can I assume that these 307 votes were from a 'selected panel' of EU Parliament members?

Completely unbiased, of course.

Mary's market stall was always busy
She sold humming toys and pills for the dizzy
Her discounted bargains racked up sales
From bottles of bleach to boxes of nails

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Our Muddy would make a better job of it than some of the trash that appeared this year!