Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

The bin men did the rounds today
Taking all that junk away
inside their smelly van
Driven by a pongy man

Michael Rolls

The bin men did the rounds today
Taking all that junk away
inside their smelly van
Driven by a pongy man
Whose wife kept him at bay
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Scrumpy

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

There was a young lady from Dundee
She looked a real cracker to me

GrannyMac

There was a young woman from Dundee
She looked a real cracker to me
She looked into meh ehs
And said y'ken I love pehs
Or a bridie'll dae, wi a wee cuppie tea.



(Meh/my/ehs/eyes, pehs/pies; ken/know, dae/do.  All in best Dundonese!)

Apologies, I just had to finish it.
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Scrumpy

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

A seagull nicked one of Bertie's chips
It dive bombed and almost pecked his lips
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

A seagull nicked one of Bertie's chips
It dive bombed and almost pecked his lips
Poor Bertie yelled and shook his fist


Michael Rolls

A seagull nicked one of Bertie's chips
It dive bombed and almost pecked his lips
Poor Bertie yelled and shook his fist
'I'll get you yet, you scum' he hissed
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

GrannyMac

A seagull nicked one of Bertie's chips
It dive bombed and almost pecked his lips
Poor Bertie yelled and shook his fist
'I'll get you yet, you scum' he hissed
You're number one on my hit list!

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An old girl from Ryl, name of Lil
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Michael Rolls

An old girl from Ryl, name of Lil
Was too puffed to climb up the hill
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

An old girl from Ryl, name of Lil
Was too puffed to climb up the hill
So hitched a ride on a passing cart

Scrumpy


An old girl from Ryl, name of Lil
Was too puffed to climb up the hill
So hitched a ride on a passing cart
The horse dropped dead.. with a strained heart.
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..